Specter Rails Against Charges of Senility, Says He's Just a Traitor (satire)

DotPenn.com ^ | 5-2-2010 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Arlen Specter lambasted his critics who said that yet another verbal snafu is a sign of the Senator's increasing senility.

Last week, Specter told one group he was proud to have the endorsement of the College Republicans, even though he's running as a Democrat. A really, really senile Democrat.

"I want to tell all my detractors that I am not senile," said Specter. "I am a traitor, a Benedict Arnold, a turncoat, a conniving politician. So, get it right."

Specter said his misidentification of the endorsement simply reflects his desperate, manipulative attempt to stay in power by any means possible.

[KarlInOhio]

At least he still remembers that he was once a Republican. Soon he will forget that and regress to a time before he became a Republican just to avoid a tough Democratic primary for district attorney.

[norraad]

Like magic( . . bullet)!

[jazminerose]

It’s possible to be both.

[Jan Hus]

UFA!

[Leisler]

[SvenWaring]

Is that Harry Reid holding the chain?

[Leisler]

Nancy Pel..lllousey

[YHAOS]

"At least he still remembers that he was once a Republican."

Which proves his senility. He never was a Republican (just a liar).