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Texas Governor Perry Lays the Smackdown on a Coyote
Three Fingers of Politics ^ | April 28, 2010 | Stupac

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:35:14 AM PDT by Superstu321

Every time I read something about Texas I like it more and more. Just this morning I was scrolling through the news and found this:

Texas gov. shoots, kills ‘wily’ coyote during jog

AUSTIN, Texas – Pistol-packing Texas Gov. Rick Perry has a message for wily coyotes out there: Don’t mess with my dog.

Perry told The Associated Press on Tuesday he needed just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries while jogging to take down a coyote that menaced his puppy during a February run near Austin.

Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets — when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes. He’d also seen coyotes in the undeveloped area.

When one came out of the brush toward his daughter’s Labrador retriever, Perry charged.

“Don’t attack my dog or you might get shot … if you’re a coyote,” he said Tuesday.

That, ladies and gentleman, is plain awesome. Can anyone picture Deval Patrick or Martin O’Malley doing this? Didn’t think so.

Not only did he smoke the thing, but he used a laser sight and put the coyote down relatively painlessly:

Perry said the laser-pointer helped make a quick, clean kill.

“It was not in a lot of pain,” he said. “It pretty much went down at that particular juncture.”

Texas state law allows people to shoot coyotes that are threatening livestock or domestic animals. The dog was unharmed, Perry said.

I’m starting to think that killing coyotes should be a requirement to be Governor of any state...

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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banglist; governor; guns; hollowpointbullets; texas
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To: cowboyway
I’ve been menaced by rottweilers and a possum while walking my dog. Those poor puppies seem to be an easy target for meaner varmits.
21 posted on 04/28/2010 10:09:01 AM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Long Time Lady Lurker)
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To: sanjoaquinvalley
I’ve been menaced by rottweilers and a possum while walking my dog. Those poor puppies seem to be an easy target for meaner varmits.

What kind of dog do you have?

22 posted on 04/28/2010 10:34:32 AM PDT by cowboyway (Molon labe)
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To: pissant

Don’t need ‘em. My only electronics make toast. Good luck with the inflatable wife.


23 posted on 04/28/2010 10:40:40 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: a fool in paradise

That’s hilarious. White DOES look like Elmer Fudd.


24 posted on 04/28/2010 10:56:11 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Love your post.


25 posted on 04/28/2010 11:04:15 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Superstu321
Possible Coyote Shot In Mt. Washington. Man Says Animal Stalking Pets In Pittsburgh Neighborhood
26 posted on 04/28/2010 11:12:28 AM PDT by Ditto
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To: cowboyway

Used to have - she passed away. A minature Scottish Border Collie. She was quite old at the time of these encounters.


27 posted on 04/28/2010 11:36:53 AM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Long Time Lady Lurker)
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To: Superstu321
That, ladies and gentleman, is plain awesome. Can anyone picture Deval Patrick or Martin O’Malley doing this? Didn’t think so.

...or David Patterson?

Oh that is sooooo wrong...

28 posted on 04/28/2010 12:02:52 PM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: Zeppelin
Oh that is sooooo wrong...

Not really. I mean, if he could plug a hooker surely he could plug a yote......

29 posted on 04/28/2010 12:26:39 PM PDT by cowboyway (Molon labe)
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