Iceland to Europe: Do you lava me like I lava you?Posted on 04/19/2010 7:39:52 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
Iceland to Europe: Do you lava me like I lava you?
The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.
UK is grounded and this time it is not by Obama.
Hiring volcanologists! Call UBL.
Eyjafjallajokull is erupting only twice a year: April through September and October through March.
Gordon Brown asked for cash, but there is no C in the Icelandic alphabet.
My house is covered with dust with a stench of sulfur. Do you live in Iceland? Nope… still married.
Redundant aircraft was spotted miraculously flying over the North Pole. Santa? Nope… the Russian Aeroflot on its way to America.
The Pentagon has a plan how to move Iceland to the Middle East.
Eyjafjallajokull ejaculated!
Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption. Shopping in Iceland: do you want any ash back?
According to the Mayan calendar the volcano will stop when half of Europe say its name right. Too early to say how much money we lost – we have to let the dust settle first.
Give us 2 billion dollars in cash and we will turn off the ash!
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Iceland is full of ash holes?
Every one of these jokes tells me that Iceland deserves no mercy for their fate.
He then wanted Mount St. Helens to be renamed the Magma Carter.
Good one! - may I add it to the collection?
great addition!
Has anyone blamed the volcano activity on W yet? Or have I just mised it?
There is a cap and trade joke in there somewhere, I am just not witty enough to put words to it.
Surely.
Best video so far was of how to pronounce the name and how the newscasters were blowing it.
A glacial melting joke as well.....
Of course it’s Bush’s fault! You didn’t know? /sarc
Obama: at the Nuclear Summit we also made sure Iceland does not cap-and-trade the volcano to terrorists?
Is this working?
There you go!
It works!
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