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DUmmie FUnnies 04-05-10 (DUmmies Fear Tea Parties)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Well, I finally saw my first LIVE Tea Party yesterday. It was going on at the corner of University and Oakland Park in Sunrise where I was heading to do some couponing activities at WalMart. My first observation was that it seemed a lot more exciting in person than just watching a Tea Party on YouTube. Even though they were just making an appearance with the Gasden Flag and signs such as "Remember November," their mere presence served as a great reminder to folks driving by. I also knew it would drive the DUmmie types even CRAZIER than they already are. You see, the DUmmies hate the Tea Parties because they fear the Tea Parties even though they put up fake front as you can see in this THREAD, "The End of the Republican Party." Yeah, they claim that the Tea Parties will spell disaster for the Republican Party but they really know the Tea Parties means victory for them at the polls. The DUmmies even have their old excuse at the ready to explain away the elections in November---touch screen voting machines. Yeah, and how did those same touch screens give Obama a landslide victory in 2008? So let us now watch the DUmmies pretend the end is near for the Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, back after a too long DUFU lapse, is in the [brackets]:

The End of the Republican Party

[Freudenschade, baby!]

AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE

[So that explains Pied Piper Pitt.]

After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies. They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills, which leads them to be bigoted and susceptible to mass delusions. They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous. (Health Care Equals Tyranny). Their existence and apparent flourishing are symptoms of the dissolution of the Republican party. This process is not an overnight collapse. It began with Nixon and really hit its stride with the illegal accession to the presidency of George the Stupid in 2000. But it is clear; the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have no leaders, they have no morals, they have no platform and no constructive ideas. They do have plenty of perverts and hypocrites. Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.

[Check with Pitt. He would probably tell you that the Tea Party movement peaked when the American hockey team beat the USSR at the 1980 Winter Olympics. USA! USA! USA! ]

The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,” which at this point is anyone who’ll vote for them, which is why the Republicans are welcoming the Teabaggers, who have found a home among the desperate and corrupt political hacks, which is all the Republican party has left.

[So no need to fear them this November?]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

[But it would fool a DUmmie.]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old. So who do they have left? Sarah Palin (a money-hungry fool), Rush Limbo (an overblown bigot) Glenn Beck (a crazy idiot), and Michele Bachmann (Hahahahaha). I don’t think any of them is capable of saving the Republican party. What we’ll see eventually is a weakened Republican party, (having finally repudiated the Teabagger Klan) too damaged to do anything, trying desperately to get back to the middle of the road, and the formation of a third party for the Teabaggers and assorted nutjobs, conspiracy fans and tin-foil hatters .

[So no need to fear the Tea Parties...except that is EXACTLY what you really fear as your fellow DUmmies will now confirm.]

Touch Screen Voting Machines. Anyone can be president whomever the monied interests choose until voting can be protected.

[Ah! Getting your Diebold excuses ready well in advance of November.]

EXACTLY!!! Whoever counts the votes can "win." They've done it before and they'll do it again if allowed. We all need to remember what damage cornered, desperate, rabid animals can do. They are utterly corrupt and don't care what damage they do.

[Speaking of desperate. I really love your desperate excuses for the possibility of LOSING bigtime this November.]

So, no, don't underestimate--oops! wrong verbiage, I meant to say misunderestimate--the stupidity of the American people. And therein lies the proof. "Misunderestimated" was was used on CBS a month ago or so ago by one of the reporters covering the Chile earthquake and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!! This, more than anything, illustrates why I don't think that the Republican Party is going gently into the sunset anytime soon. In fact, I think they just might come roaring back stronger than ever. May I make my case, please?

[And I don't think you will be going gently into the Rubber Room. Tranquilizer darts will be necessary.]

I won't agree that they are at the end until after November's elections. IMO, they are gaining strength through the teabaggers, Fox "news" and other MSM. Maybe I'm being taken in by the polls and media reports, but I'm not believing that they are done.

[Would you like me to apply the chloroform rag to your face so you can wake up on the other side of November? It will be so much less painless that way.]

Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win". Kerry actually won in 2004. The rigging was quite obvious to anyone really paying attention.

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]

As you so aptly observe: DESPERATION resounds from their EVERY act. They will soon go into full Panic mode. Could be interesting if not just a little scarey.

[Desperation? Full Panic mode? Projecting much?


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KEYWORDS: dissentispatriotic; dummies; homophobia; liberalbigots; teabaggerinsult; teaparties
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To: Edgerunner
Ya know, if you substitute Democratic for Republican in this pitt rant, you get a perfect definition of the democratic party! (lower case in name intentional)

Did that in post #17...

21 posted on 04/05/2010 12:06:48 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: ETL; mylife

Can you guess how much fun it would be to see one of these DUmmies on the range? After the first round was fired, they would pee in thier pants!!!


22 posted on 04/05/2010 12:26:52 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Westlander)
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To: PJ-Comix
The End of the Republican Party

The End of the "Spend and Pretend" Republican Party--that would be a good thing!

23 posted on 04/05/2010 12:30:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE

AN EMPTY "YES WE CAN" MAKES THE DEMS NERVOUS

24 posted on 04/05/2010 12:31:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies.

The DUmmies trot out one of their old standbys--calling us "bullies."

25 posted on 04/05/2010 12:36:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies.

Are You Smarting Over a Fourth-Grade Bully?

26 posted on 04/05/2010 12:40:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Similarly, it seems that Joe Biden’s lexicon has been absorbed — by people of a certain bent, at least.

History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word

10th - “Scattered 'effing showers, my @ss!” - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - “How the 'ef did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - “You want WHAT on the 'effing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - “Where did all those 'effing Indians come from?” - Custer, 1877

6th - “It does so 'effing look like her!” - Picasso, 1926

5th - “Where the 'ef are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - “Any 'effing idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938

3rd - “What the 'ef was that?” - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - “I need this parade like I need a 'effing hole in the head!” - JFK, 1963

1st - “Aw c’mon. Who the 'ef is going to find out?” - Tiger Woods, 2009


27 posted on 04/05/2010 12:40:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Tea Partiers could call themselves the Bully Moose Party!


28 posted on 04/05/2010 12:41:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: PJ-Comix
They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills. . . .

Let's compare academic degrees and communication skills, big boy. I'll run rings around you.

29 posted on 04/05/2010 12:43:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: bcsco

Yes, I am too slow for these things. (but I try)


30 posted on 04/05/2010 12:43:15 PM PDT by Edgerunner (Second Amendment Spoken Here)
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To: Edgerunner; PJ-Comix

No problem. We just had the same thought at the same time. But I still want to know who PJ-COMIX is... :)


31 posted on 04/05/2010 12:44:53 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous.

My chants are often liturgical.

32 posted on 04/05/2010 12:45:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous.

A Tea Party is just a chants meeting.

33 posted on 04/05/2010 12:46:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have . . . no morals. . . They do have plenty of perverts. . . . Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.

The Democrats--the DEMOCRATS??--are going to lecture us about having "no morals" and "plenty of perverts"?? The Democrats are going to talk about "sex scandals"?? The DEMOCRATS???? The party of . . . John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, BAWNEY FWANK???????? My goodness, the list of perverted, immoral DEMOCRATS--well, it's about half their party! And for them, it's a PLUS!

34 posted on 04/05/2010 12:56:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,”

Sounds like a party at benburch's.

35 posted on 04/05/2010 12:58:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective. . . .

The Republicans CANNOT "obstruct" or "prevent" ANYTHING! They don't have the numbers. The only thing slowing down the Democrats is their own ineffectiveness! And what they DO get done will only hurt them in November!

36 posted on 04/05/2010 1:03:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

Are You DUmber Than a Five-Year-Old?

37 posted on 04/05/2010 1:06:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

BTW, who is this PJ-COMIX person? Did I know at one time and have forgotten through forgetfulness?


38 posted on 04/05/2010 1:12:11 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix

Projection, thy name is DUmmie.


39 posted on 04/05/2010 1:12:49 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: PJ-Comix
Touch Screen Voting Machines.

Join us now, friends, as we travel back in time four, five, six years ago, as the DUmmies revert to the days of Diebold, BBV Bev, and cries for "VOTER VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS"!

When Democrats lose, it's a handy excuse. When Democrats win . . . uh, THE SYSTEM WORKED.

40 posted on 04/05/2010 1:16:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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