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Democrat Hank Johnson fears that Guam may "tip over" and "capsize"
The Constitutional Alamo ^ | 04/01/10 | Michael Naragon

Posted on 04/01/2010 3:48:01 AM PDT by Publius772000

Unfortunately, this is NOT an April Fools' joke. No commentary is needed... just watch and lament the fact that this imbecile has a vote in the House. Wow.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: capsize; guam; hankjohnson; navy
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1 posted on 04/01/2010 3:48:03 AM PDT by Publius772000
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To: Publius772000

Everyone on the island should run to one side to see if it really will.

[just a suggestion]

:)


2 posted on 04/01/2010 3:52:53 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sileepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Salamander

LOL They could... it’s only... 12... 12... 7... 24 miles across!


3 posted on 04/01/2010 3:55:16 AM PDT by Publius772000 (http://theconstitutionalalamo.com)
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To: Publius772000

I love the look on the naval officer’s face. “We don’t anticipate that.” LOL


4 posted on 04/01/2010 4:03:30 AM PDT by doodad
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To: Publius772000

His doctors (or suppliers) are derelict in failing to adjust his meds. My dog has more sense and I do not own a dog. The hapless imbeciles of DC have done it again, electing a perfect foil for Clarabell.


5 posted on 04/01/2010 4:04:35 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (He is the son of soulless slavers, not the son of soulful slaves.)
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To: Publius772000
It was like watching a brain damaged auctioneer.

Do I hear a 7?
Gimme a 12!

I got 24 over here!

Somebody, somewhere will explain the geological concept of "islands" to him and play that for him some day and he’s gonna hide in shame.

[I sure would]

In the meantime, I think we should take up a collection to buy the island a *really* big anchor so it won’t up and float away.

6 posted on 04/01/2010 4:05:54 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sileepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Publius772000

McKinnie’s replacement. No big surprise he’d believe this.


7 posted on 04/01/2010 4:07:15 AM PDT by edpc (Those Lefties just ain't right)
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To: edpc

True... if you’re going to replace Cynthia McKinney, go all out, Atlanta voters. Great work.


8 posted on 04/01/2010 4:08:27 AM PDT by Publius772000 (http://theconstitutionalalamo.com)
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To: Publius772000
.. just watch and lament the fact that this imbecile has a vote in the House.

Well no, not really. He can vote in committee but he can't vote on legislation in the House.

9 posted on 04/01/2010 4:10:04 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Publius772000

I can’t believe the room didn’t burst out laughing!


10 posted on 04/01/2010 4:10:43 AM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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To: Publius772000

LOL! April Fools! Good one! You really had me going there for a second!

Right? right? please?


11 posted on 04/01/2010 4:11:23 AM PDT by Nickname (2012 - Yes You're Canned!)
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To: Non-Sequitur

He’s a representative of Georgia... why would he not be able to vote in the House?


12 posted on 04/01/2010 4:14:26 AM PDT by Publius772000 (http://theconstitutionalalamo.com)
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To: Non-Sequitur
but he can't vote on legislation in the House.

What makes you think that? He is a duly elected house member just like any other black democrat. He could easily be the intellectual equal of Sheila Jackson Lee.

13 posted on 04/01/2010 4:18:57 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: Publius772000

We are going to have to apologize to Patty Murray; no longer the dumbest POS in Congress...


14 posted on 04/01/2010 4:20:45 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Publius772000
Do you remember this gem from last year?

Florida Senator Raises Alarm Over Animal Husbandry
15 posted on 04/01/2010 4:23:13 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Forcing one person to pay for the irresponsibility of another is NOT social justice.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Definitely a classic... it continually amazes me what sort of intellectual elites we as a nation send to Washington. Hamilton would be so proud.


16 posted on 04/01/2010 4:24:15 AM PDT by Publius772000 (http://theconstitutionalalamo.com)
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To: Publius772000

This is why there needs to be some standards in who serves. As a nation we cannot afford to have complete imbecils like this. If i were the Naval officer being questioned by someone of such inferior intellect i would make sure the news was broadcast far and wide.


17 posted on 04/01/2010 4:26:19 AM PDT by wiggen (Government owned slave.)
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To: Nickname

The joke’s on all of us, but the punch line is...he REALLY said that!


18 posted on 04/01/2010 4:27:56 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Non-Sequitur
He can vote in committee but he can't vote on legislation in the House.

Oh no, my FRiend. Hank Johnson, just like Cynthia McKinney, is one of this nation's illustruous 435 representatives. It seems that the 4th District of Georgia can only manage to send imbeciles to congress.

Actually, come to think of it, he's a pretty accurate representation of the lion's share of his constituency.

Yes sir...we're doomed.

19 posted on 04/01/2010 4:28:02 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Obama's Success is America's Failure)
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To: doodad; shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; Eaker; humblegunner

And that’s *exactly* why it’s such an “impending doom” situation!

~Nobody~ anticipates it therefore nobody’s prepared for it.

I vote we all go into “mass panic mode”.

GEOLOGICALLY STABILIZE GUAM NOW!

[oh, bloody hell...I need some chocolate]


20 posted on 04/01/2010 4:29:00 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sileepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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