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Back Alley And Black Market Tanning Salons Are The New Rage
Elective Decisions ^ | 03/27/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 03/27/2010 6:32:39 PM PDT by writer33

Hollywood—Under new and sweeping taxes from healthcare reform, back alley and black market tanning salons are emerging across America. But in Hollywood, it’s the new rage. With the incessant need for stars like George Hamilton to look his best, Cynthia Mulroney, had no choice but to close her business on Rodeo Drive, and move it into the back of a produce receiving dock.

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Is a black market tanning salon setting up shop in your city? The thought of women having to degrade themselves in back alleys is horrible.
1 posted on 03/27/2010 6:32:40 PM PDT by writer33
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2 posted on 03/27/2010 6:32:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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3 posted on 03/27/2010 6:33:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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4 posted on 03/27/2010 6:35:06 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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lol.

You know that could actually happen in some places.

The word passed around in the Malls and Valley Girl Associations...


5 posted on 03/27/2010 6:36:41 PM PDT by GeronL (All politicians are POS. Some are just piled higher and smell worse.)
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Most stars I have worked for have Tanning beds of there own.

Are they going to tax the purchase the machines as well?


6 posted on 03/27/2010 6:37:57 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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7 posted on 03/27/2010 6:38:49 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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I don’t use them but Americans being what we are hate being told what we can or cannot do by the government whether state or federal.


8 posted on 03/27/2010 6:38:53 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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Lets catch the “Revenuers” who come after the tanning salons, make them wear string bikinis (if they are guys) and overheat them in a tanning bed!

The tan lines will be funny!

Seriously, this is obviously a way to tax “Whitey” -— it is disgusting.


9 posted on 03/27/2010 6:39:22 PM PDT by Kansas58
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tax those white people


10 posted on 03/27/2010 6:40:06 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Most interesting man in the world.)
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Are they going to tax the purchase the machines as well?

I'm sure the Democrats will get around to that. But I think now its on the businesses. I'm not completely sure though. But having a little fun with it.

11 posted on 03/27/2010 6:40:32 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SkyDancer

Yep. You’re right. We hate to be told to do or not do something.


12 posted on 03/27/2010 6:41:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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Lol, Obama doesn’t want anyone to be tan but himself....!! snicker

Watch Biden get ‘pale’


13 posted on 03/27/2010 6:42:14 PM PDT by potlatch (~~"Where secrecy or mystery begins, vice or roguery is not far off. "~~)
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To: writer33

Whitey Tax. A tax that exclusively targets one race and one race only, hmmm, sounds kinda racist.


14 posted on 03/27/2010 6:43:08 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck.)
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To: Kansas58; School of Rational Thought
Seriously, this is obviously a way to tax “Whitey” -— it is disgusting.

I thought we were post racial?

15 posted on 03/27/2010 6:43:17 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL

I’m sure some places will try to avoid paying the stupid tax so it could happen.


16 posted on 03/27/2010 6:44:17 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: potlatch

LOL!


17 posted on 03/27/2010 6:45:07 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

We Americans are a rebellious sort of people ... we hate being told what to do ... as for me, I’m off to my birthday bash ... WhooHoo!


18 posted on 03/27/2010 6:45:49 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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To: Eagles6

Aren’t we post racial? And then doesn’t a tax that affects only whites become UnConstitutional?


19 posted on 03/27/2010 6:46:05 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SkyDancer

Happy Birthday, SkyDancer!


20 posted on 03/27/2010 6:47:08 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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