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Physical Exam Shocker: The pResident Is Brainless!
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/1/2010 | Snarky Basterd

Posted on 03/01/2010 6:33:50 AM PST by bloodmeridian

DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS -- CT and MRI and PET scan results from pResident Joker’s first periodic physical exam shockingly revealed the emperor has no brains.

According to Cpt. Jeffrey IGiveObamaGreatHealthCare, MC, FS, USN, physician to the pResident, Obama functions via a bizarre new symbiosis, initially being called Governmentitis, with Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, all of whom were previously known to be brainless.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; physicalexam; satire

1 posted on 03/01/2010 6:33:50 AM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

You sure this is satire? lol


2 posted on 03/01/2010 6:40:26 AM PST by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: bloodmeridian
his brain is gone
3 posted on 03/01/2010 6:47:00 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (Sarah Palin "the Thrilla from Wasilla")
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To: bloodmeridian
He's looking for it, though.


4 posted on 03/01/2010 6:59:18 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

I was wondering what that scar is on the side of his head.
Someone stole his brain.


5 posted on 03/01/2010 7:03:36 AM PST by manonCANAL
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To: bloodmeridian
UPdate! UPdate Alert!

Crainal Xrays of the president have been magnified using and electron microscope! A pea was found.The average pea weighs between 0.1 and 0.36 grams

Peas are contained within a pod! So this proves ODummer is an Alien! Birthers Cheer!

6 posted on 03/01/2010 7:17:26 AM PST by Young Werther (wtih)
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To: KosmicKitty

Ten bucks says he eats it!


7 posted on 03/01/2010 7:37:14 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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