[freedumb2003]

It’s worse when I have to sleep with the bread that you buttered.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

Sounds like you have it easy. I’m still sitting here waiting for my toast to hatch.

[AnAmericanMother]

I never had a piece of bread
Particularly long and wide
But landed on the sanded floor
And always on the buttered side.

Chickens acquaint a man with buttered bedfellows.