Former Kicker Steps Forward To Detail Mike Leach Atrocities (Satire)

Elective Decisions ^ | 01/03/2010 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Lubbock—In what could only be labeled as testimony that will throw away the key on Mike Leach, a former kicker, Sven Schlitterban, has stepped forward to detail unspeakable atrocities he suffered under the iron fist of Mike Leach. These horrible acts allegedly took place in 1984 when Leach was the head coach of the Malibu Buckhorns—a high school powerhouse in the state of California.

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[writer33]

Satire Ping!

[Cyber Ninja]

People who kick things can't be trusted...

[writer33]

:-)

[r9etb]

You need a much bigger hammer, Chris, and maybe a marching band to announce that it's satire. And a disclaimer.

Seriously, FRiend -- as I've told you before, you really need to learn the art of subtlety. With subtlety, you might actually earn a few chuckles.

[tobyhill]

***Schlitterban claims that Leach shackled him in a 4’ x 8’ shed with no air for three days.***

Amazing anyone survived three days with no air. I think the previous record was about 8 minutes.

[Finalapproach29er]

I’m getting damn tired of these satire threads.

Label the damn title,please.

[PAR35]

Had to turn off one of the ESPN bowl games - the cheerleaders for their homeboy couldn’t take time out to talk about the game on the field. It was all about spinning the ‘story’.

[writer33]

With subtlety, you might actually earn a few chuckles.

Let me assure you that sublety will make no difference.

[writer33]

I’m getting damn tired of the damn people that complain about the damn satire threads. They make me damn sick.

[writer33]

I know. ESPN was in full spin mode. It made me sick of listening to them.

[writer33]

And one last thing. You never show up to critique whenever I write serious stuff. I’m not looking for laughs. These are done for my ping list.

[GeronL]

Atrocities?? lol.

[Rappini]

This reminds me of the Bobby Knight dilemma.

[Ghengis]

And one last thing. You never show up to critique whenever I write serious stuff. I’m not looking for laughs. These are done for my ping list.

Which brings up another point: One must ask to be on the Ping List and can opt off of it at any time? Leaving no need to complain, just opt off of the list.

[Ole Okie]

ESPN was in full spin mode. It made me sick of listening to them.

They even had Lou Holtz taking a shot at Leach, along the lines that it was his job to please the school president, not vice versa.

The whole ESPN Spin Mode was really sickening.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT