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KY Lubricant Wreaks Havoc At Denver Walgreen’s Store After Senate Passes Healthcare Bill
Elective Decisions ^ | 12/26/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST by writer33

Denver, CO—In what should have been a normal day after Christmas shopping event, turned into a brawl at a local Denver, Colorado, Walgreen’s store, leaving one store clerk trampled and many injured in a run on KY personal lubricant. The store clerk, 42-year old Chris Davis, was opening the doors of the store when the mad dash of Denver residents trampled him on their way to grab personal lubricant.

Davis suffered a broken rib, and lost two teeth in the run on personal lubricant. It appears that the store had placed an advertisement for KY Natural Feeling Liquid Personal Lubricant on sale for $9.99 in the Christmas edition of the Denver Post’s paper.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kylubricant; satire; walgreens
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To: Neidermeyer

Okay, looked it up and I did see that movie. Just didn’t remember. Funny.


41 posted on 12/26/2009 4:33:51 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Neidermeyer

Now I see the connection.


42 posted on 12/26/2009 4:44:23 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

You sound like every other retailer this Christmas, all out of the desired product!

An don’t worry, obamacare will have you fixed in no time. ;)


43 posted on 12/26/2009 6:20:32 PM PST by SouthTexas (May you have a Blessed Christmas!)
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To: SouthTexas

Obamacare will fix it! LOL!


44 posted on 12/26/2009 6:34:04 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Gettin me a case sent over for the Illegal Immigration discourse coming up....


45 posted on 12/26/2009 6:53:26 PM PST by bitt (You canÂ’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak (Abraham Lincoln))
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To: writer33

Gettin me a case sent over for the Illegal Immigration discourse coming up....


46 posted on 12/26/2009 6:54:17 PM PST by bitt (You canÂ’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak (Abraham Lincoln))
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To: bitt

LOL! Thanks for reading, bitt. I do appreciate it.


47 posted on 12/26/2009 7:50:45 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33; IMissPresidentReagan; CourtneyLeigh; Just Kimberly; Knuckrider; MBohman; ...
A Kentucky Ping.


Its' Satire, Folks...a little humor after what
"the Marxist 'Rats" did to the taxpayer/citizens on
Christmas Eve. We're going to get it bad.


48 posted on 12/26/2009 8:29:46 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the voter: "Welcome to 'MY' DeathCARE ® Plan"...Sucker! ...now just die. :^)
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To: writer33; IMissPresidentReagan; CourtneyLeigh; Just Kimberly; Knuckrider; MBohman; ...
A Kentucky Ping.



"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?" Moonshine.

Its' an (Fitting) piece of Satire, Folks...

a little humor is needed after what "the Marxist 'Rats"
did to the taxpayers / citizens on Christmas Eve.
We're going to get it bad...grab the "pitchforks"


49 posted on 12/26/2009 8:38:40 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the voter: "Welcome to 'MY' DeathCARE ® Plan"...Sucker! ...now just die. :^)
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To: writer33

BTTT


50 posted on 12/27/2009 3:01:56 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: La Enchiladita

“My daddy he made whiskey
My grand-daddy did too
We ain’t paid no whiskey-tax
Since seventeen, ninety two”

LOL!


51 posted on 12/27/2009 5:44:40 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: writer33

Obama should have issued a voucher good for one free tube to every American hgousehold.

Old days: “ A chicken in every pot”

These days: “ A tube for every crack”


52 posted on 12/27/2009 5:48:25 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: writer33

Aren’t there different size tubes?


53 posted on 12/27/2009 9:10:01 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
These days: “ A tube for every crack”

Yes, indeed. LOL!

54 posted on 12/27/2009 11:37:18 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: blackie
Aren’t there different size tubes?

Yes, but not at $9.99. :-)

55 posted on 12/27/2009 11:38:32 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I’ll take your word for it...as you are the world’s foremost authority on personal lubricants...


56 posted on 12/27/2009 12:09:17 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: blackie
I’ll take your word for it...as you are the world’s foremost authority on personal lubricants...

Yes, indeed. LOL!

57 posted on 12/27/2009 12:17:53 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Keep up the good work...people are relying on your invaluable research!


58 posted on 12/28/2009 8:49:54 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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