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KY Lubricant Wreaks Havoc At Denver Walgreen’s Store After Senate Passes Healthcare Bill
Elective Decisions ^
| 12/26/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST by writer33
Denver, CO—In what should have been a normal day after Christmas shopping event, turned into a brawl at a local Denver, Colorado, Walgreen’s store, leaving one store clerk trampled and many injured in a run on KY personal lubricant. The store clerk, 42-year old Chris Davis, was opening the doors of the store when the mad dash of Denver residents trampled him on their way to grab personal lubricant.
Davis suffered a broken rib, and lost two teeth in the run on personal lubricant. It appears that the store had placed an advertisement for KY Natural Feeling Liquid Personal Lubricant on sale for $9.99 in the Christmas edition of the Denver Post’s paper.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kylubricant; satire; walgreens
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:05:44 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:06:10 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:06:42 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Maybe if this was set in San Fransisco it might have had a better impact...
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:09:55 PM PST
by
raybbr
(If you try to kiss your son on the head while he's running you WILL get a fat lip.)
To: writer33
Memo to wannabe satire writers:
Read Iowahawk here:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/
Read again. Study. Study again. Imitate. Try to write somthing that is actually funny.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:10:05 PM PST
by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: raybbr
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:11:33 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:11:52 PM PST
by
vetvetdoug
(FUBO, a fashion statement for conservatives.)
To: stinkerpot65
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:12:06 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: vetvetdoug
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:12:48 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
That’ll teach ya. Just stick to fumbling around behind the photo counter with the kiosks that always loose the print jobs. Much safer.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:18:22 PM PST
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: 50cal Smokepole
Behind the photo counter I go.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:19:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
John Bohica?
B=Bend
O=Over
H=Here
I=It
C=Comes
A=Again.
Too Funny.
To: vetvetdoug
What the hell is Kentucky lubricant? Goes with Kentucky windage.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:24:00 PM PST
by
decimon
To: Molon Labbie
Bingo, Labbie. Great eye. Thanks for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:26:54 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: vetvetdoug
Probably used at KFC outlets...
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:46:52 PM PST
by
DennisR
(Look around - God gives countless, indisputable, and unambiguous clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
To: writer33
Verging on the wrong type of joke for me. But it sounds close to true.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:52:10 PM PST
by
GeronL
(This is a tagline)
To: vetvetdoug; skinkinthegrass
"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?"
Moonshine.
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posted on
12/26/2009 1:55:45 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: writer33
To: fieldmarshaldj
"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?" Moonshine.
You sir, and those like you, are one of the reasons I browse this site everyday. Well done, well done.
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posted on
12/26/2009 2:00:16 PM PST
by
11Bush
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