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Santa Unloads On Congress: The Interview Part I
Elective Decisions ^
| 12/22/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/22/2009 8:33:28 PM PST by writer33
It isn’t often that Elective Decisions gets to do a special interview, but when Santa called from the North Pole, I was happy to hop on a flight to so see him. So I asked Santa why he chose Elective Decisions to do the interview. Why not simply call up Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or Mark Levin? Santa pointed out that all of these men were busy with their families. He also made mention that since I had no life, I would be perfect. And, of course, he was right.
After a long flight to Canada, I got on Santa’s private plane and was flown to his secret compound behind his workshop. Christmas decorations were adorned everywhere—lights, wreaths, trees were decorated, and even a life size nativity scene stood in front of the workshop. It was grandiose, a place that would warm the heart of even the nastiest scrooges.
Upon completion of the tour of Christmas central, we sat down in his office, where Santa had plenty to say about Obama and this current rogue Congress.
Elective Decisions: First, I want to thank you for bringing me here. The place looks great. You look like you’re busy too.
Santa: Much busier than years past.
Elective Decisions: Why?
Santa: Because of this rogue Congress and Obama. Parents are laid off and have far less to buy their children than during those prosperous years under George W. Bush. Since 2006, this Congress has assaulted the American people, and I’m tired of it.
(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; santaclause
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Part II comes tomorrow. Sorry about the tardiness of this, but my wife insisted that I take her out to eat, and since I'm not getting paid for this, I couldn't argue the point. But here it is.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:33:30 PM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:34:21 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:34:58 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:35:51 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:39:54 PM PST
by
wastedyears
(You tell 'em I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me! - Wyatt Earp)
To: writer33
Most excellent, Santa!!
Merry CHRISTmas!!!
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:43:19 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
To: wastedyears
Funny stuff, wastedyears. Thanks for posting it.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:43:30 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Brad's Gramma
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:44:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Aaayup!
Waiting. With bait on breath. ;) ;)
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:46:17 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
To: Brad's Gramma
Thank you for the nice comments. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:47:45 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Santa is probably angry because the dumbocrats think that
THEY are Santa!
They are frauds!
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:47:48 PM PST
by
luvie
(Obama, the job-killer, has presided over the loss of 4.6 million jobs...and counting! RL)
To: writer33; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; The Spirit Of Allegiance; ...
wow, Chris, that’s terrific! Proud of you! I’m e-mailing it out tonight!
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:48:30 PM PST
by
bitt
(You canÂ’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak (Abraham Lincoln))
To: LUV W
Yep, Democrats are not even close to Santa. Thanks for reading, LUV W. Part II tonight.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:49:47 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: bitt
You’ll get Part II tomorrow night, and that’ll be a wrap for Christmas. Thanks for reading and emailing, bitt. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:50:45 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Merry Christmas one and all
To: 1st Division guy
Merry Christmas to you as well. And I’ll make sure to ping you when I give my annual Christmas post.
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:58:58 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
On Christmas night, I’m going to dump 100 pounds of reindeer poop by the tree with a pretty red bow on top. Yeah, but is that carbon neutral? And what about all the reindeer farts? And the burbs? And the.....
[SLAP!]
Ow! Hey, knock it off....
[KICK!]
OOOF!
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posted on
12/22/2009 8:59:46 PM PST
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: 50cal Smokepole
LOL! Thanks for reading, 50calSmokepole. Part II tomorrow night.
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posted on
12/22/2009 9:01:14 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Great stuff Chis!
I really don't know how you find the time & resource but so very glad you do!:)
Hope you enjoyed your dinner out with your wife & a very Merry Christmas to you both!
To: AZamericonnie
Hope you enjoyed your dinner out with your wife & a very Merry Christmas to you both!I faked it. LOL Merry Christmas to you as well. Part II tomorrow.
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posted on
12/22/2009 9:03:49 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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