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New CNN Poll Shows Elves Overwhelmingly Support Government Run Healthcare
Elective Decisions ^
| 12/15/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/15/2009 6:19:55 AM PST by writer33
North Pole—In a stunning revelation, a new CNN poll revealed that elves overwhelmingly support government run healthcare. The results showed that 88% of workers gave the public option a big thumbs up while 10% were opposed to the public option, leaving 2% undecided.
The problem, according to the U.T.W. (United Toy Workers), was that benefits had been slashed because of a recessing economy. The U.T. W. feels that Santa has been less than forgiving when it comes to their Constitutional right to healthcare, saying that “he better step up to the plate or a lot of kids are going to be disappointed this Christmas.”
“Healthcare is a right,” stated Sheila Bertowsky, a spokeswoman for the U.T.W., “and Santa better get off his fat ass and do something about it right now. If he doesn’t, we’ll walk out, and nobody wants a strike during Christmas.”
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; elves; santa
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:19:55 AM PST
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writer33
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12/15/2009 6:20:39 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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12/15/2009 6:21:35 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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12/15/2009 6:22:33 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Ezekiel Man, President of the U.T.W.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:23:29 AM PST
by
incredulous joe
(Bacon makes everything better.)
To: incredulous joe
Great picture, incredulous. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:24:51 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Oh, those elves. Yes, those munchkins aren’t going to walk? What are they going to do, build igloos? Its a company town way up north and they’d be out in the cold if the doors get locked.
Meanwhile my DDO elf carries a sword, thats their healthcare policy... plus they can respawn when they die. heh.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:25:52 AM PST
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GeronL
(Join the Palin Beer Summit Putsch!!)
To: GeronL
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:27:14 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Dang, I thought Santa had a HMO that was to die for.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:29:18 AM PST
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Peter Horry
(Those who aren't responsible always know best.)
To: Peter Horry
Dang, I thought Santa had a HMO that was to die for.Yeah, but the elves want a PPO and Santa's not budging on cost.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:31:10 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
didnt know the elves had welfare itis
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:34:27 AM PST
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dalebert
To: writer33
Has anybody polled the reindeer yet?
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:37:05 AM PST
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: dalebert
didnt know the elves had welfare itisThe poll could be skewed. It is CNN.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:37:07 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: facedown
Has anybody polled the reindeer yet?No, but they should probably get someone from PETA up there to check on the reindeer's living conditions.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:38:28 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33; All
"New CNN Poll Shows Elves Overwhelmingly Support Government Run Healthcare" Breaking from CNN: The Elf PRO-Obamacare vote was taken at a meeting with Rahm and Axelrod after showing this photo to the Elves.....
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12/15/2009 6:40:36 AM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: musicman
Great picture, musicman. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:43:16 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Controversy at the North Pole!
Top Elf, right hand to Santa, linked to effort to create an Islamic Santa Clause!
One insider revealed the rationale of the Islamo-Clause plotters. “The Caliphate is coming, Christians are weak and PC. What can we do? We have to have a fall back strategy!”.
The Elf Congress leader has called for a special prosecutor to root out the traitors.
Shock and Horror in the North Pole as Blixon is linked to the Islamo-Clause plot! Informants have turned Elf’s evidence indicate that Blixon had access to the highest levels of the plot. A spokesreindeer denied that Blixon had any involvement in the Islamo-Clause controversy.
A growing chorus of carolers are calling on the Clause to make a prime time appearance at the Great Chimney and put an end to the Islamo-Clause conspiracy.
“This is crazy, what is wrong with these elves? Too much spike in their eggnog I say” said a high level elf at the Post Office & Letters to Santa Division. “Really, what do Muslim kids want under their Eid rock? A bomb?”
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12/15/2009 6:43:38 AM PST
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GeronL
(Join the Palin Beer Summit Putsch!!)
To: GeronL
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posted on
12/15/2009 6:44:42 AM PST
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GeronL
(Join the Palin Beer Summit Putsch!!)
To: GeronL
Funny. Thanks for posting, Geron. LOL!
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12/15/2009 6:45:58 AM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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12/15/2009 6:47:37 AM PST
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E.G.C.
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