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Controversy at the North Pole!
Top Elf, right hand to Santa, linked to effort to create an Islamic Santa Clause!
One insider revealed the rationale of the Islamo-Clause plotters. “The Caliphate is coming, Christians are weak and PC. What can we do? We have to have a fall back strategy!”.
The Elf Congress leader has called for a special prosecutor to root out the traitors.
Shock and Horror in the North Pole as Blixon is linked to the Islamo-Clause plot! Informants have turned Elf’s evidence indicate that Blixon had access to the highest levels of the plot. A spokesreindeer denied that Blixon had any involvement in the Islamo-Clause controversy.
A growing chorus of carolers are calling on the Clause to make a prime time appearance at the Great Chimney and put an end to the Islamo-Clause conspiracy.
“This is crazy, what is wrong with these elves? Too much spike in their eggnog I say” said a high level elf at the Post Office & Letters to Santa Division. “Really, what do Muslim kids want under their Eid rock? A bomb?”