Posted on 12/01/2009 11:05:01 PM PST by TomasUSMC
LAME DUCK GENERAL OBAMA
If President Obama had a military uniform, instead of stars it just would have a little yellow lame duck on the collar.
- The first time El Cid shows up in history in any meaningful capacity is during the Battle of Graus in 1063, ...El Cid proved himself by jumping around like a madman in a full suit of armor kicking the asses of birds, anthropomorphic bouncing rocks and Aragonese footmen. He really got a chance to display his badassery when the bravest and strongest of the Aragonese knights came forward to try and gank Cid's flag away from him. El Cid simply smashed this jerk knight in the solarplexus with the back end of his flag pole, whipped out his sword and busted out a flying, jump-spinning 360-degree sword maneuver known as the "Whirlwind Slash", effectively slicing this supposedly-hardcore knight up like a band saw through a can of Thanksgiving Day cranberry sauce. From that day forth, Rodrigo was known by his countrymen as "El Campeador" meaning "The Champion"........... ........ finally passing away in 1099. When the Almoravids heard the news of his death, they immediately decided to launch another balls-out attack on Valencia in an effort to finally capture it once and for all. When Mrs. El Cid saw a shixtload of enemy soldiers charging full-speed at the castle, she went and got her husband's dead body and tied it up to his horse Weekend at Bernie's-style so it looked like he was still alive and well. She then sent the horse out into battle alongside Cid's soldiers. The Spaniards and Moors saw their commander riding beside them and were pumped up by the prospect of fighting alongside Zombie Cid, but as soon as the Almoravids saw their hated enemy trotting towards them they all crapped their collective pants and made a run for it. Even after he was dead, nobody could take El Cid in a fight. ( From the book BADASS by Ben Thompson)
Needless to say, troops from the start of warfare, have followed and been motivated by their Leaders. Conversely, they have been hurt by seeing their Leaders turn yellow and cowardly run away from the fight.
Today, the President of the United States turned and ran away ...EIGHTEEN MONTHS BEFORE THE END OF THE BATTLE! Today our Leader was seen running from the enemy and abandoning all of his and his allied brave dead, all that they had died for, not just by his own troops but by EVERY LEADER OF EVERY COUNTRY OF THE EARTH. Today tens of thousands of Afghan civilians decided to turn against Obama and American troops and support the Taliban and AlQaida. Today our troops facing deployment to Afghanistan see their jobs made even more difficult. Now its not just Gen. McChrystal's restrictive rules of engagement placed against our troops, but now our own Coward and Chief has telegraphed our playbook and gameplan to the enemy as well.
Our votes will be needed to get this spineless administration out of power. Our troops will need a redoubling of our prayers to get them through this dangerous time.
And in the future, when someone turns and runs like a worthless wimp ,with his tail doubled between his legs, it will not be called being a coward
it will be called "Pulling an Obama".
Obama certainly recruited for the Tali-bon well tonight. Nobody wants to have their asses kicked 3 years from now when Obama orders a full pullout and the Taliban take on the role of the Khmer Rouge.
The Euros are gonna be steppin over each other to get outta there now. We will need the 30,000 just to replace the tidalwave outflow of every non moslom in the country....hell the moslems will haulbutt too. Betya this week refugee camps outside of Assistan will start growing.
The Euros are gonna be steppin over each other to get outta there now. We will need the 30,000 just to replace the tidalwave outflow of every non moslom in the country....hell the moslems will haulbutt too. Betya this week refugee camps outside of Assistan will start growing.
Excellent summary of El Cid. And he apparently wrote KILLER poems that knocked many a lass dead in her tracks (as it were). A man’s man and a woman’s man, 400 years BB (Before Bond).
The poseur in our White House couldn’t order dinner at a Jack in the Box without the TOTUS to tell him what to day. His motto — from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!”
FWIIW, the term “the coast is clear” is from the constant scanning of the Spanish coast — the entirety is “the Moors are off the coast” or “the coast is clear.”
Part of Obama’s ‘Exit strategy’.
Does he even have any balls?
Yeah, obambi on the other hand will have a rap song “Run Away”.
>>Yeah, obambi on the other hand will have a rap song Run Away.<<
obama is a dangerous adversary — he falls to pieces so fast that our enemies (assuming he knows who they are) get hit by the shards.
Our enemies will surely call that “Friendly Fire”.
They're counting on it.
Court martial the CIC.
Oh that was good, lol. That was F...ing Good!!!!! Just need to photoshop a yellow lame duck on that uniform somewhere.
LOL
Too late now. We can only hope for a political abortion.
He become a lame duck the moment he begun dismantling the American economy. The American people ain’t gonna stand for that sort of Socialist garbage.
Somebody needs to take the Reins of the GOP and start organizing for 2010. We need a Leader now.
We need to get the House back next year. Otherwise, who knows what this nutcase will do.
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