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1 posted on 11/30/2009 10:18:58 AM PST by John Semmens
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Martha - do us all a favor and go back to your jail cell.


2 posted on 11/30/2009 10:20:48 AM PST by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
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ROTFLMAO ...but tastefully;)


3 posted on 11/30/2009 10:21:09 AM PST by sodpoodle (Stop wasting our wealth and start telling the truth.)
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Sarah is dangerous...dangerous to all of the Libs, Left, DNC, RINOs, and all those trying to destroy the traditional values and liberty of America.

Sarah still has them all in a frenzy wondering what her next move will be and how it will be perceived...they almost literally froth at the mouth in their efforts to discredit her, and only further discredit themselves in the process.



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4 posted on 11/30/2009 10:21:59 AM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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“That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.” - Yogi Berra

Since when is “dangerous” synonymous with “boring”? Unless you live the sedentary life of a tv crockpot chef and former jailbird and just "accept" the risks of your arteries clogging.

5 posted on 11/30/2009 10:22:37 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The myth of man made global warming is science fiction.)
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Martha Stewart is a pompous ass. She even ragged on Rachel Ray for not having a garden. Looks like menopause has made Miss Martha even meaner.


7 posted on 11/30/2009 10:23:26 AM PST by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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Stewart actually said those quoted things? Really amazing — the nerve — what an a**hole!!!!


8 posted on 11/30/2009 10:25:14 AM PST by CaliforniaCon
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linky no worky


9 posted on 11/30/2009 10:25:32 AM PST by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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Although she admitted she hadn’t read Palin’s book

Nice work as always John, although I was hoping it would be "John" Stewart instead. I stumbled across The Daily Show the other night and watched agog at his "interview" with Vice President Mongo. Even with my tremendously low expectations, the garbage Slow Joe spewed totally unchallenged was an embarrassment.

Anyways, about not reading the book, I found the reviews on Amazon hilarious, how many who slammed the book admitted they hadn't read it. What's the point in facts, information, and candor when it flies in the face of your argument?

10 posted on 11/30/2009 10:25:54 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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LOL The boorish calling Palin boring?


11 posted on 11/30/2009 10:26:09 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Waste and fraud are synonymous with gov't spending)
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Good one John!

Lookit all the silly FReepers who don’t know satire when they see it!


12 posted on 11/30/2009 10:26:27 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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It’s satire, folks.


13 posted on 11/30/2009 10:27:45 AM PST by SeaHawkFan
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What good is freedom if it’s wasted on the kind of life she’s led?”

Now that's funny, John.

15 posted on 11/30/2009 10:29:42 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (The GOP faithful want me to believe I have only two voting options......"bad" and "worse")
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Careful Martha, looking down your nose will cross your eyes. A more snobbish commentary I have never read.


16 posted on 11/30/2009 10:31:16 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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Martha Stewart approves of Obama because of the picture of him putting up curtains.


17 posted on 11/30/2009 10:31:34 AM PST by Wee-Weed Up
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Texmex is best takes out two sheets of Japanese rice paper that he has laying around and folds them into two origamist shapes......He puts them on the Louis Quinze coffee table and turns it about for Miss Stewart to view and she asks:

FU?


18 posted on 11/30/2009 10:35:39 AM PST by texmexis best
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great satire as always!


19 posted on 11/30/2009 10:39:21 AM PST by valkyry1
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If she’s so boring, why are you talking about her? Don’t truly dangerous people get your attention?


20 posted on 11/30/2009 10:42:19 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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So Martha, do tell us, just what did you do with that Prison Orange?

Maybe Obama can give you some decorating advice, that seems about his speed.


24 posted on 11/30/2009 10:55:57 AM PST by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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I did not know this was satire. Who was passing this around all last week. We should be careful on passing lies around Free Republic. We are supposed to be better than that.


25 posted on 11/30/2009 10:56:09 AM PST by napscoordinator
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martha is the only celebrity that has a daughter with a hit show about how crazy and stupid martha is... a show that makes nothing but fun at the clown known as martha stewart.

LLS

27 posted on 11/30/2009 10:59:36 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (hussama will never be my president... NEVER!)
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