Saturday Night Live Opener: Jintao Wants a Kiss First & President Palin 2012

Ruby Slippers ^ | 11/22/09 | Mary Sue

[Ruby Slippers]

Here is the joint press conference skit with Jintao thinks he is entitled to at least a kiss, a movie and dinner before Obama "does sex to him". This is begging for a CNN fact check. Fred Armisen's impression is not improving much but this opener is still pretty funny:

[TigersEye]

Due to a shortage of women in China...

...0ba-Mao will have to DO SEX WITH ALL CHINESE MEN!!!
to repay our debt.

[Night Hides Not]

He’ll order Axelrod and Rahm to get time on the Sunday shows and explain that SNL is not really a comedy show. He’ll start dissing SNL in press conferences. Let’s see - what else?

The AP just reassigned those 11 fact checkers from "Going Rogue" to do a fact check of that opening skit.

Most of that show was hilarious: the two bits with algore were hilarious. Truthfully, I don't think Al realizes how foolish he looked last night. There were a few lines that really cut to the bone.

"I always enjoy appearing on the 4th place network."

[Army Air Corps]

There were skits with Algore? Are they on YouTube yet?

[Night Hides Not]

Try this link...algore goes "crazy":

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/22/al-gore-on-saturday-night_n_366792.html