Posted on 11/19/2009 11:05:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
She's the woman of the moment! Sarah Palin! You betcha! Her book, "Going Rogue," is a bestseller. Her book tour is drawing rock-star crowds. She's the talk of the talk shows. And one other claim to fame: She infuriates the Left! She scares them out of their minds! Palin's ability to connect with the American people, combined with her conservative positions, makes her a real threat. So, the liberal media try to destroy her (see the latest Newsweak), which only makes her MORE popular with Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public!
Thus the DUmmies are going RABID right now! Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is breaking out like swine flu in a pigsty! Let's draw a sample from this THREAD, "Pilin' On Palin." So don your breathing mask, because we're going DUmmie, in Rogue Rage Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who'd rather go Sarah Palin than parasailin', is in the [brackets]:
Pilin' On Palin
[Straight from the DUngpile.]
people who can’t put two coherent sentences together . . .
[That'd be Obozo when Hal the Teleprompter breaks down. "Um . . . uh . . . uh. . . ."]
. . . but “write” books nonetheless.
[Like "Dreams from My Father, Barack Obama Sr.," by Bill Ayers.]
a political system that allows for anyone so obviously incompetent to rise within its ranks. . . .
[Like Community-Organizer-in-Chief Barry Obama.]
a political party so devoid of circumspection it would not merely allow such a person to come within a heartbeat of the presidency. . . .
[Say hello to Vice-President Biden.]
an unethical hypocrite. . . .
[John Edwards.]
has often used her political clout as a means to destroy her perceived enemies and enrich herself financially. . . .
[Mrs. Clinton.]
Even W, in his glory days, never went so far as to proffer the ability to see Russia from one’s front porch as experience in international affairs. . . .
[Neither did Governor Palin. She never said that.]
Of course, W also lacked something that Sarah has in spades – her talent for playing the role of the persecuted victim, a part that is still deemed unacceptable for those of the male persuasion. In other words, if W had been endowed with Sarah’s t*ts. . . .
[There's a whiff of sexism in the air. I can smell it approaching.]
Simply put, W, by virtue of his gender, couldn’t play girl. . . . Saucy Sarah. . . . Sarah Palin is that guest at a dinner party who was invited only to balance the seating arrangements when it was realized that the party was one female short. . . . the proud owner of a vagina – no further credentials necessary. . . . Sarah went on to become much more than the dumb broad from central casting. . . .
[Yep, that's what it is, alright!]
And.Now.She.Has.A.Book.
[I heard Joe Biden has a new book too. "Going Rogaine."]
She's sparkly and seems to have a super-power of drawing attention to herself. And she does it all backasswards and in high heels.
[Going Vogue.]
I liken her popularity here to Hasselhoff's popularity in Germany. . . .
[Ich bin ein Baywatcher.]
Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of the American public!
[Hey, they elected Obambi, didn't they?]
I'd guess that the vast majority of those buying this piece-of-trash book will not actually read it. I'd guess it'll just be a trophy, proudly displayed on a coffee table or on a bookshelf jammed with Boyd's Bears and Elvis memorabilia, or perhaps alongside the only other book in the house -- the bible.
[The Bible! BOOO!!!!]
I believe this book is going to be the next big 'unwanted item of the year' at citywide (and otherwise) yard sales. It will go down in history next to the Thigh Master, Westbend red electric woks, treadmills and anything country blue.
[I once had a country-blue red electric wok, so I could wok on my treadmill. Does that count?]
It just goes to show you how far one can go with t*ts and lipstick.
[The Barney Frank Story.]
the "I can see Russia from my house" line was from Tina Fey, not Sarah Palin. Let's be fair.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
There's an island at the ass end of the Aleutians, Shemya, that is 12 miles from Siberia. . . . Maybe on a clear day you could catch a glimpse of the Siberian shoreline.
[It's an optical Aleutian.]
"ignorant-and-proud-of-it"--that is one of many things that I don't miss about living in Georgia. . . . the example that still sticks in my head after many years is the guy at the super-sized grocery store who seemed so damn proud that he'd never even heard of the kinds of cheese we were looking for.
[Going Roquefort.]
Now I sit her trying to envision Bush as a cross dresser with t*ts.
[Is that you, benburch?]
Somewhere in the deep recesses of their dangerous little minds...they see Ronald Reagan.
[Going Reagan. Hiss! Boo!]
We do such a good job obsessing with non-entities like Palin. . . . This person, that half of DU's stories are about on any given day, is the same person that we ourselves admitted was a terrible candidate and the downfall of McSame's campaign. And yet we are still so scared of her.
[Going Rove.]
What is about these female candidates like Hillary and Palin that we can never just move on?
[And they call US sexist!]
I just call her...The Twit.
[I think you got a "w" in there by mistake.]
It's like she is saying to millions of housewives that love her, its okay you can watch soap operas all day and read the enquirer and go to church and be president. That is all it takes.
[Despotic Housewives.]
United States of the Peter Principle.
[Barry Obama, Exhibit A.]
[Like Community-Organizer-in-Chief Barry Obama.]
Like many dims in the congress, not just barry.
[Mrs. Clinton.]
I think you can also add speaker pig lousy and babs boxer to that.
[Hey, they elected Obambi, didn't they?]
LOL. No kidding.
[The Barney Frank Story.]
DUmmies accuse us of being sexists and racists, but have no problem doing the same thing.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Hey, it may take a FReeper Troll to tell the truth, even on DU.
[And they call US sexist!]
What is it about the DUmmies that they don't understand that some females like Palin are more qualified to be POTUS than the community organizer? He was only "Present" most of the time.
Biden...?
They are, without a doubt, the biggest non-thinking sheeple in the universe, and they dare call themselves "tolerant!"
Bwhahahahaha. Palin/Bachmann 2012.
Charles this is Fantastic!
Into the Top 30 like...um...something that’s kinda fast.
They spend most of thier time trying to think of new lies to tell about her, even the so-called "media" do little more than spread lies. Even faking photographs.... that is some non-entity.
A non-entity that sells 300,000 books in a day.
Actually they should be happy to see the rise of a candidate who is running just as much against the GOP as against the Democrats.
But they really are afraid of her.
They are afraid she is correct. That their little world is nothing but an artifice. That one little true word could bring down their house of cards so easily.
"GW with tits?" They wish. GW never spent much time battling the left on anything but the WoT. Sarah will fight them on everything. Sarah is much of a fighter than GW ever was.
What they want is another Dole or McCain, for the GOP to be good little poodles and lose.lose.lose.
The very fact they spend so much time an energy attacking a "non-entity" shows she is anything but. They know very well they are lying to themselves as much as they are lying to everyone else.
Obama is nothing more than a radical leftist media creation based on little more than skin color. If his skin was his white half, do you think he would have ever become a Senator or even their nominee? He would have been an also-ran.
They should go right ahead and keep lying to themselves, it helps Sarah Palin more than hurts.
[Neither did Governor Palin. She never said that.]
They can't tell the difference between an SNL sketch and reality, but they know what's best for the country. Sure...
[Neither did Governor Palin. She never said that.]
They can't tell the difference between an SNL sketch and reality, but they know what's best for the country, you betcha!
I wonder if it would do any good to inform this DUmmie that I had to look up Boyd's Bears on wikipedia to figure out what the heck he/she was talking about. But hey, the ever-enlightened DUmmies would never engage in stereotypes, right?
In all seriousness, though, the DUmmies fail to realize that our society is now a competition between people who choose to live by the teachings of the Bible and people who choose to live by the teachings of "The Will to Power."
I've seen Rush Limbaugh's two books at a lot of yard sales, but that doesn't mean he's any less popular.
But did they have arugala?
Going Roadrunner.
Yeah darn it, if you're a woman who wants to be President, you should marry a hippy in college and follow him around as he becomes a lawyer, attorney general of a small southern state, then governor, cheating on you with astonishing regularity all the time and eventually becoming President before throwing his legacy away so he can get hummers from an intern. You know, the traditional way!
LOL!
Great DUFU, BTW.
[The Bible! BOOO!!!!]
LOL! I haven't read the rest yet!
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Very clever retorts. Enjoyable gems!
And.DUmmie.Has.A.Periodical.
They just wouldn’t announce it. They think as long as they don’t say it, then it isn’t true. Dan Rather still hasn’t called Ohio for Bush.
Sarah’s got the favor of the Lord on her. While the devil and his dreck minions throw all that trash at her she is being blessed and graduated. Let her enemies puke on their own lying gag...don’t mess with one of God’s favored ones....the boomerang effect has a nasty 180 degrees return velocity.
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