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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-09 (KOmmies Hail KSM Trial...As Weapon Against Bush/Cheney)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/17/2009 5:38:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Well, I'm back from the Caribbean paradise of Culebra. Perhaps the best kept vacation secret out there. Beautiful beaches, incredible coral reefs, crystal clear waters. And best of all, as I discovered, you can live like a king in a luxurious home during your stay there for a mere PITT-ance. In fact, I am already making plans for my return for a much longer stay there in a few months. I will write more about my Caribbean vacation later in a special DUFU edition but for now...on to the Krazy KOmmies...

KOmmieland for some reason has the reputation in the media as somehow being "reasonable progressives" in contrast to their DUmmie cousins who are usually written off as the loons that they are. However, as you will see in this THREAD, "There's a Reason Republicans Are Pissing Their Pants," the KOmmies are every bit as KRAAAAZY as the DUmmies. The upcoming public trial of Khalid Sheik Mohammed and several of his fellow terrorists have little to do with their convictions and EVERYTHING to do using the trials as weapons against Republicans in general and the EVIL Bush/Cheney regime in particular. As you will see the KOmmies (and much of the left) want to use the trials to somehow get revenge upon Bush/Cheney & Co.. So let us now watch the KOmmies make it clear that the real purpose of the terrorist trials for them is to find weapons to use against EVIL Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that KSM resembles screen star Ron Jeremy quite a bit except he is even uglier, is in the [brackets]

There's a Reason Republicans Are Pissing Their Pants

[Because the Mirandized terrorists could be freed because of the idiotic decision to try them in civilian courts where they could be released on minor technicalities?]

As we know, Republicans are collectively sucking their thumbs in fetal position over the fact that alleged terrorists will be tried in an American court of law on American soil. Their claim is that to follow the American Constitution by putting terrorists who have attacked Americans before American judges and American juries, will somehow endanger the American people.

[Getting released on a mere technicality. What a silly notion. Of course this never happens...NOT!]

That the Republicans are Un-American in their desire to circumvent our own Bill of Rights is self-evident. That they are Un-American in their cowardice when faced with two-bit extremist thugs is obvious. That they lack any sense of decency in their attempts to terrify an unassuming American public is clear, but has been a mainstay of their party going back over half a century. But none of this explains why the Republicans have chosen to simper so pathetically over the prospect of a few terrorists going on trial.

[And now KOmmie thereisnospoon will reveal why much of the left, including their MSM allies, are salivating over the upcoming trials.]

The reason is simple: they're afraid that their own policies of torture and indefinite detention will get the terrorists acquitted. So, like a stupid criminal, they're upping the ante by doubling down on their original criminal idiocy.

[So there it is in a nutshell. The KOmmies are jubilant over the prospects over the acquittal of the terrorists in order that they can get at the people who detained them and kept them from committing more terrorism.]

Defense attorneys for Mr. Mohammed will claim that any statements previously made by the accused while in U.S. custody are inadmissible in a court of law. They will claim that any statements made by associates of Mr. Mohammed under similar duress will be similarly inadmissible.

Americans will be reminded again of what the Bush administration's reckless, immoral and counterproductive pro-torture policies have meant both for those we have detained and for our ability to prosecute them for their alleged crimes.

[I love how this KOmmie makes sure to refer to the terrorists' acts as "alleged crimes" while blasting non-existent pro-torture (really enhanced interrogation) techniques that helped save American lives. Now let us watch the rest of the KOmmies reveal their upside-down priorities in which the terrorists are pretty much given a pass on their "alleged crimes" while the people who deserve our thanx for apprehending and detaining those monsters are subjected to their revenge fantasies...]

The Republican's holy grail of prestige--in their minds--is Islamic terrorism.

[See, Islamic terrorism doesn't really exist. Those beheadings never happened. It is all only a Republican political gimmick.]

there's much truth to the notion that America has committed acts of terrorism, violations of human rights standards (directly and indirectly), and unwelcome intrusions into other nations' sovereignty.

[Notice no specifics in this accusation of terrorism by the USA. And WHO sawed off all those heads and flew airplanes into the Twin Towers? Oops! I forgot. The 9/11 Truthers blame Bush/Cheney for that.]

Republicans love to edit history they love myths like "the US is always right and good" and we had done nothing to have the violence of 9/11 visit upon us...

[This KOmmie should be the lawyer for KSM. That way he could proclaim in court that KSM was FORCED to plot the 9/11 attacks because he was FORCED to by Satan American.]

Many terrorist -- I would say almost all of them -- do have legitimate complaints. We should be asking ourselves about that since that is one area where we can actually mitigate the danger and probably save a lot of money in doing so.

[And this KOmmie would ask for a dismissal of the KSM case right off the bat since he places the blame squarely on the USA.]

The beauty of this is. . . That whatever is allowed in this court having to do with BushCo's illegalities will be fodder for future court action against them - some civil ones, but the ones making me salivate are the criminal ones.

[So the terrorist trials will have nothing to do with convicting them but EVERYTHING to do with finding weapons to use against BushCo. This KOmmie flat out admits that this scenario makes him salivate.]

This is part of the unraveling of all the lies and deceipt of Bush & Co., and they are afraid of what will be exposed. That is their real fear.

[It's all about putting Bush Co. on trial. The KSM trial for the KOmmies is only a means to an end.]

The GOP is all about power and nothing else, there is no other legitimate explanation for their actions all these years ... same mindset as rapists and pedophiles except politics is their weapon instead of sex.

[Don't bother looking for any sense of outrage at KSM and his fellow terrorists. Almost all the hate in this KOmmie thread is directed at EVIL Republicans and conservatives.]

For those who are upset that obama hasn't gone after the Bush admin, this could be a very good stepping stone.

[Thank you for that public admission that the KSM trial is ALL about politics. KOmmies are uninterested in proving the guilt of KSM. All that matters to them is to use the trial as a "stepping stone" to get the Bush admin..]

The question is really what is to be gained by a civilian trial? I think the answer is that Bushco goes on trial as well--for years this will be in the news. All sorts of crap about torture and fraudulent confessions and a war built on lies.

[Another KOmmie reveals what to them is the REAL purpose of the KSM trial. And to them the conviction or acquittal of KSM is beside the point.]

Wouldn't that be something if the terrorism trials were the undoing of Cheney and his minions. The irony is rich.

[For the KOmmies the ONLY purpose of this trial is to exact revenge upon Cheney & Co.]

Rethugs are afraid of the multiple offenses and war crimes committed by Bushco coming to light during the trial. Should be interesting!

[Notice how the KOmmies express ZERO interest in the multiple offenses of KSM?]

I'm afraid of what will happen when their actions are brought to light, too. But I am more afraid of secret prisons, attacks on due process, and the erosion of faith in our system of governement. I am more afraid of than of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed traipsing down the courthouse stairs a free man.

[This KOmmie really has no fear of a KSM acquittal. I would LOVE to force him to choose with whom he would rather spend a month on a small island with: KSM or a member of the Bush Administration. This dope would probably choose KSM and then discover his knife wasn't just for cleaning fish.]

War crimes trials for the entire GOP. Keep these craven f*ckers on the run.

[Say out loud what your fellow KOmmies are hoping is the outcome of the KSM trial.]

i actually put on O'Reilly and there he was KARL ROVE! not only that but I had forgotten what a dam insult it is how O'Reilly has the running commentary of his absurd commentary down the side of the screen. A double whammy. Dual coding content. You hear, you read it. Engaging 2 senses. Much more effective way of embedding information. PLUS then you appeal to that mammalian brain with all the over emotive BS and the NLP techniques and ZABOOM.... the minute i saw Rove I had to turn it off. Why can't this president use the powers he still has under Bush & Co to call these assholes out for seditious or treasonous behavior, inciting to riot, lying, whatever and just disappear the whole damn buch of them. Murdock as well. Wall Street crooks as well. BigPharma and HEalth Care CEOs lobbyists, ALL elected officials who LIE ON the floor of COngress. Now that should be illegal!!! Lying on the floor of Congress, knowing that parlimentary procedures do not allow you to be called on it?

[A plea for Obama to follow in the footsteps of Hugo Chavez by making political diversity a thought crime.]

Defense will allege that waterboarding is torture.
Judge will rule on that.
That ruling will be appealed to the SCOTUS.
Unless they want to wipe their posteriors with precedent, they will rule that waterboarding is torture.
And then Bush and Cheney and Rumsfield and a hatfull of generals will all not only be liable for prosecution, but we will be obligated by treaty to prosecute them.

[A KOmmie expresses his dream KSM trial outcome.]

We are getting closer to Torture Indictments
It is going to happen. Keep up the rabble rousing.
Start organizing regular Pro-Prosecution street actions in front of your local congressional District offices.
At every public event Ask your politicians Loudly "Why they support Torture". Embarrass them!!
If they haven't recently called for enforcement of our Torture Laws against the Bush-Cheney Conspiracy To Change Federal Torture Laws,
THEY Are Supporting Torture!
And SIGN the PETITION calling for Prosecution

[Meaning the prosecution of BushCo. And the prosecution and conviction of KSM & Co? Eh! Not important.]


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To: PJ-Comix

Didn’t have to read the entire idiotic post to know what it contained. Frankly, this is a portent of what the trials will become. And I believe this material mirrors the hopes of the Democrats and the Administration.

This isn’t about justice being served to the terrorists. It’s about justice being served to the Bush-Cheney Administration. These idiots have simply let the cat out of the bag.


21 posted on 11/17/2009 7:30:48 AM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pissing Their Pants . . . sucking their thumbs in fetal position . . . simper so pathetically. . . .

I thought I was reading The Ben Burch Story.

22 posted on 11/17/2009 7:31:47 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Expect a DUFU later today on PelosiCare)
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To: PJ-Comix
As we know, Republicans are collectively sucking their thumbs in fetal position over the fact that alleged terrorists will be tried in an American court of law on American soil. Their claim is that to follow the American Constitution by putting terrorists who have attacked Americans before American judges and American juries, will somehow endanger the American people.

If you look past the laughable false bravado espoused by those manly progressives, you'll find that they don't care what happens to their fellow citizens, as long as they can use this as a weapon to take down Bush. We are not pissing our pants in fear, we are showing a reasonable level of concern for our fellow American citizens, even though the vast majority of us don't live in NY and wouldn't be directly affected if something bad did happen there.

23 posted on 11/17/2009 7:33:43 AM PST by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: PJ-Comix
Republicans are Un-American in their desire to circumvent our own Bill of Rights. . . .

Since when are Middle Eastern terrorists covered by our Bill of Rights??

24 posted on 11/17/2009 7:42:31 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Expect a DUFU later today on PelosiCare)
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To: PJ-Comix
they love myths like . . . we had done nothing to have the violence of 9/11 visit upon us...

"AmeriKKKa's chickens . . . are comin' home to roost!" Obama's mentor Jeremiah Wright checks in.

25 posted on 11/17/2009 7:47:11 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Expect a DUFU later today on PelosiCare)
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To: PJ-Comix
Many terrorist -- I would say almost all of them -- do have legitimate complaints.

When I have a "legitimate complaint," I write a letter, or I make a phone call--maybe I think about contacting an attorney. I do not normally think about plowing an airplane into a skyscraper.

26 posted on 11/17/2009 7:50:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Expect a DUFU later today on PelosiCare)
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To: PJ-Comix
The beauty of this is. . . That whatever is allowed in this court having to do with BushCo's illegalities will be fodder for future court action against them - some civil ones, but the ones making me salivate are the criminal ones.

TO THE HAGUE! STRING 'EM UP! WATERBOARD 'EM! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!! OOOHH, I'M GETTING SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 posted on 11/17/2009 7:52:48 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Expect a DUFU later today on PelosiCare)
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To: PJ-Comix

It shouldn’t amaze me but it still does, the far left liberal is so out of touch on issues then the ordinary American is, I’m not even talking about the average Republican, I mean the 80% of people who don’t call themselves Liberal.

I can’t believe they don’t see what’s happening to our Country, I can’t believe that they haven’t heard what every sane person has said about how bad this is to have this trial in a civilian court, I can’t believe how blind they are in their obsession of getting Bush that they don’t see the average American doesn’t feel like they do. Bush kept us safe for almost 8 years, that’s what the average American sees.

Go for it Libs, because the only thing you’re going to hurt is your own cause and your chances in the mid-term elections, and possibly the Presidency in 2012.


28 posted on 11/17/2009 8:09:38 AM PST by Ballygrl
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To: nina0113

Oh, so some libs do get it? cool!


29 posted on 11/17/2009 8:10:29 AM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Ballygrl

A whole bunch of them do. Any time anyone’s whined to me about waterboarding being torture, I tell them that anything you completely recover from fifteen minutes after it stops can’t possibly be considered torture, and that they are insulting the victims of REAL torture by equating the two. Only ONE person hasn’t gotten it after that.


30 posted on 11/17/2009 8:54:38 AM PST by nina0113
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To: Charles Henrickson
I do not normally think about plowing an airplane into a skyscraper.

Not 'normally', huh? What were the circumstances that caused you to think of it EVER? I mean, a lemon car through the front window of the dealership that sold it to you, I could kinda understand...

31 posted on 11/17/2009 8:57:03 AM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix
Start organizing regular Pro-Prosecution street actions in front of your local congressional District offices.

I live in Arizona's 15th District, but I don't know where the District Office is located. Can somebody help me out here?

32 posted on 11/17/2009 9:45:30 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m so glad that you had a wonderful time! Sometimes those perfect places turn out not to be so perfect on closer inspection.

I hope some day to get to that island paradise!


33 posted on 11/17/2009 12:40:49 PM PST by luvie (Two wins, in Va and NJ=a good start!)
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To: PJ-Comix

All I know about the terrorists being procecuted in the states, is that on 9-11, the “blind shiek” was supposed to have been sentenced in court IN New York City (or, he was the day before 9-11). Coincidence? I think not!


34 posted on 11/17/2009 12:51:55 PM PST by luvie (Two wins, in Va and NJ=a good start!)
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To: LUV W
I hope some day to get to that island paradise!

Go with a group of at least 6. That way your expense of staying in a luxury home will be under $50 per day when you share the cost. Plus you can share kayak rentals. Kayaking is a great way to see the island and dive on normally inaccessible reefs.

35 posted on 11/17/2009 3:14:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why did you post a photoshopped pic of Rosie O'Donuts?
36 posted on 11/17/2009 4:21:27 PM PST by mikrofon (Sheikh in the Stir)
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To: PJ-Comix

I will keep your suggestions in mind.

Except for the kayaking. I don’t swim that well. LOL!

I’ll just have to enjoy the ocean from the beach! :D


37 posted on 11/17/2009 4:47:26 PM PST by luvie (Two wins, in Va and NJ=a good start! Can Hoffman be far behind???)
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To: The_Victor
Not only that, the lefties are at core, cowards.
So afraid of, at best,
have their lives interrupted ala 9/11 again,
to at worst,
having to actually risk their own lives to defend their freedom.
Their concilliation will paint them into a cowards corner one day, where they may actually have to take a stand,
if not for their own lives, then at least for the courage of their (non-existant) convictions...
38 posted on 11/17/2009 8:05:28 PM PST by 45semi ("Islam has bloody borders" - Samuel Huntington)
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To: Condor51

That was one of those “Good Wars” as the Democrat talking heads say.


39 posted on 11/17/2009 8:36:06 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Many terrorist -- I would say almost all of them -- do have legitimate complaints. We should be asking ourselves about that since that is one area where we can actually mitigate the danger and probably save a lot of money in doing so.

How's this for scary: this dope (or one of the other KOmmies) could end up on KSM's jury.

40 posted on 11/18/2009 10:25:44 PM PST by Rainbow Rising (Will the new government healthcare plan cover Obama fatigue?)
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