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Obama Collapses Under The Strain
Right Wing News ^ | 11-15-2009 | John Hawkins

Posted on 11/15/2009 7:20:38 PM PST by shield

The Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Collapses Under The Strain

The National Examiner is the Ford Pinto of gossip rags. It doesn't have the credibility (ha ha) of the National Enquirer and it's not quite as flaky as the Globe.

Still, when I saw this story on the cover, I had to have it:

According to the totally unreliable folks at the Examiner, Obama is cracking under the strain of his own incompetence:

"By all accounts, the president was yelling about he's under attack from all sides, until he suddenly got dizzy, went quiet and slumped forward on his desk," says a source.

"He's had a lot of dizzy spells lately, but this was the most terrifying. He'd never actually collapsed before.

...Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency.

The reports point out that his predecessor, George W. Bush, took three years to play 24 times and eventually gave it up saying: "I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."

..."Barack has to give himself a little time off or I'm afraid he won't see the end of his first time."

Wow, if that's right, I guess reading a teleprompter and wrecking a nation with your incompetence are tougher than you might think.


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cuckoo; cuckoocuckoo; mentalmeltdown; mentalward; narcissist; obama; rubberroom
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To: shield

He must be worried that his gay muslim brothers will find out about the baby he had with Chavez.


81 posted on 11/15/2009 8:20:26 PM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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To: cajungirl
Does anyone remember the last president who smoked cigarettes?

JFK smoked cigarettes, but of the "left handed" variety. Marijuana for back pain, supposedly.

82 posted on 11/15/2009 8:21:18 PM PST by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: cajungirl

Well....his lover boy was killed in 2004...he was molested by Frank Davis Marshall starting as a young teenager...had an affair with one of his male professors at Occidental College...and Sinclair...hmmmm...sounds like that fits...


83 posted on 11/15/2009 8:22:22 PM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: cajungirl

Yeah don’t forget was Elton John brought it on forefront for men

I remember that


84 posted on 11/15/2009 8:24:01 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: shield

Please stay healthy, Emperor BO. I want nothing bad to happen to you—Jesus, the bullshit avalanche that followed JFK’s and MLK’s deaths will be nothing compared to what would ensue after your untimely demise—the only possible upside is if a few million of his idiot followers commit suicide as a result.


85 posted on 11/15/2009 8:29:17 PM PST by Mac from Cleveland (Dreams from My Father--food, shelter, and education from some typical white folks)
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To: shield

Quick. Get a Kenyan medicine man.


86 posted on 11/15/2009 8:30:21 PM PST by 353FMG (Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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To: 2banana
"I am betting chicken soup."

Try:

* Sauerkraut

* Licorice

* Elderberry

* Star Anise

87 posted on 11/15/2009 8:36:17 PM PST by blam
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To: Cinnamontea

He is quite thin but this might just be genetic.


88 posted on 11/15/2009 8:39:56 PM PST by Republic_of_Secession.
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To: shield

He’s got so many yes men around him, will anyone notice when he goes completely overboard?


89 posted on 11/15/2009 8:49:24 PM PST by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: cycle of discernment

The dizzy spells are from having a boycrush on Larry Sinclair. He just misses him.


90 posted on 11/15/2009 8:51:41 PM PST by rbmillerjr (It's us against them...the Establishment RINOs vs rank and file...Sarah Palin or bust)
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To: shield; pandoraou812

Being President is hard. Way harder than scooping ice cream.


91 posted on 11/15/2009 8:53:39 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama is our first Port of Entry President - I hope he goes home.)
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To: little jeremiah; shield

Hasn’t MO gained thirty pounds?


92 posted on 11/15/2009 8:55:40 PM PST by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: Islam=Murder

i hear AIDS is very common in Kenya


93 posted on 11/15/2009 8:59:11 PM PST by changeitback440
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94 posted on 11/15/2009 8:59:35 PM PST by devolve ( . "I would caution you against jumping to conclusions!" - Barack Hasan Osama Junior - mmm mmm mmm)
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To: hoosiermama

Yep, she’s packing on the pounds...and he is tanking in the polls...guess as his poll numbers tank his weight tanks...HA...a narcissist’s mental meltdown...


95 posted on 11/15/2009 9:08:50 PM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: shield

“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, I will repay”...Obama has attacked the roots of our nation which were founded on a personal belief and trust in God Almighty (NOT allah)...then he has compounded this attack by undermining Israel’s ties to America, again something God has specifically stated in His word we NOT do and SURVIVE!” One can only rush towards destruction so fast before achieving it and Obama HAS simply rushed towards eternal condemnation...


96 posted on 11/15/2009 9:14:38 PM PST by princess leah
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To: TigersEye

He shouldn’t be near ice cream either....


97 posted on 11/15/2009 9:17:48 PM PST by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.....................^........................)
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To: hoosiermama

More like 50, IMO.


98 posted on 11/15/2009 9:26:04 PM PST by little jeremiah (Asato Ma Sad Gamaya Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya)
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To: shield

I never read about the male professor at Occidental, and I thought I’d read just about everything on FR.

Freaking flamer.


99 posted on 11/15/2009 9:27:43 PM PST by little jeremiah (Asato Ma Sad Gamaya Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya)
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To: shield

What’s My Line? I hate America and white people. I am a closet homosexual who will not show my long form birth certificate. I have never worked an honest day in my entire life, although I assisted one of my roommates who sold illegal narcotics. I was brought up as a Muslim and joined a church led by a black nationalist whose major in seminary was in Islam not Christianity. I chain smoke and often appear nervous because I am sure that anyone who looks closely can see that I am a phony.


100 posted on 11/15/2009 9:28:00 PM PST by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
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