Posted on 11/11/2009 2:58:03 PM PST by Kartographer
So am I the only one that has trouble sometimes excepting post and critiques from people who don't bother even providing a minimal profile? Just asking.
All that stuff and not a single pair of hooters.
Good point !
Good job, Jen!
I’m sure he means a couple owls........
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A very rare kind of owls, then make their nest on brass poles.
I will make a calender for ya .....the wimmin of widget works !
No, but she has passenger-side airbags.
I’ll put in on my profile and then you will HAVE to believe it! ;)
I’ll retaliate with the Babes of NTS Area 12.
I would do a profile, but my handler in the witness protection program suggested to not do one.
I do not know how this ended up on my desktop. There are always teenagers at our house on the computer so probably one of them. Any way it is FUNNY!
Excerpt from a Dog’s Diary........
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpt from a Cat’s Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Vicious,dispecible......I digress.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now .
Well, since my opinions are unassailable, whether someone has a profile or not I have a hard time accepting their critiques. < /big shit-eating grin>
I had a brass owl once........
Whew!
I was wondering why I don't have any friends here.
See what I mean?
No fair that’s stripper country !......;o(
LOL!
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