The Incredible Barackness of Being

Western Hero ^ | 9 November | foutsc

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The Obama White House, where fantasy and reality intersect...

"Here's a major shout out to Injun Joe!"  yelled President Obama, getting the gathering of Native Americans on its feet.

"Pashtoonipakiganistan can wait, I've got political favors to hand out!"

"Did he say "injun?"

"No," clarified Propaganda Minister Gibbs, "with the roar of the crowd I can see how someone would hear 'injun' when he really said 'Native American.'"  

The crowd's enthusiasm dampened when a grinning Vice President Biden, doing his best rain dance and tomahawk chops, chimed in with a politically-incorrect "Hi Howara, Hi Howara!"

But he quickly recovered, roaring to a group of wheelchair-bound Native American veterans, "C'mon guys, stand up and be recognized!"

Meanwhile, in a universe far away from DC and all its Barackatude, where the spotlight's glare and hopium smoke are replaced by the rocket's red glare and cordite smoke, reality marches on...

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