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Michael Moore Mistakenly Agrees to Be on “Biggest Loser” Reality Show
The Vitamin Press ^
| 10/05/2009
| Walt Jameson
Posted on 11/05/2009 5:54:18 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
Controversial filmmaker and author Michael Moore was recently asked to be on the next season of NBC’s The Biggest Loser series. Moore immediately accepted, NBC sent him contracts to lock in his appearance, and Moore signed and returned them by express mail the very next day. However, Moore, who claims he was previously unfamiliar with the show’s concept, has dispatched his legal team to negotiate his release from the contracts with NBC.
Moore’s sources revealed to him months ago his nomination for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Being positive he would win the famous award, Moore had already planned to exploit his increased notoriety to earn cash from a variety of endorsements. However, after being passed up for the prize, Moore started searching for other ways to support his severe moon pie addiction.
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TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biggestloser; moore
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To: TheVitaminPress
That’s OK - in my mind, mm will always be America’s Hugest Looser...
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posted on
11/05/2009 5:56:27 PM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(The emperor has no pedigree.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Wow, he wins before episode 1.
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posted on
11/05/2009 5:57:12 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: TheVitaminPress
pimp my blog...
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posted on
11/05/2009 5:58:29 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: TheVitaminPress
He will be the biggest loser alright when he gains 7-10lbs every week.
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posted on
11/05/2009 5:59:05 PM PST
by
Harley
(Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
To: TheVitaminPress
I try not watch TV or NBLSD, but my wife and I watch the show.
No way in He!! will I watch it with this Castro Loving Socialist %@S+@&d on....
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posted on
11/05/2009 5:59:43 PM PST
by
taildragger
(Palin/Mulally 2012)
To: TheVitaminPress
Well, ‘nough said ... Michael Moore wins day one as the Biggest Loser!
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:01:53 PM PST
by
fujimoh
To: TheVitaminPress
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:03:41 PM PST
by
festusbanjo
(Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
To: TheVitaminPress
he wins before the competition starts....
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:14:30 PM PST
by
God luvs America
(When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
To: TheVitaminPress
Michael Moore belongs on Dirty Jobs with other pig excrement.
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:16:07 PM PST
by
South40
("Islam has a long tradition of tolerance." ~Hussein Obama, June 4, 2009, Cairo, Egypt)
To: TheVitaminPress
MICHAEL MOORE TRAINING
FOR BIGGEST LOSER
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:21:21 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
To: TheVitaminPress
“Alright Michael, before you get on the scales this week, we need to let everyone know that you actually ate the guy that we cut loose last week...”
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:22:04 PM PST
by
festusbanjo
(Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
To: Lady Jag
Rosie O’Donnell on a non-shaving day?
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:23:12 PM PST
by
festusbanjo
(Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
To: festusbanjo
Haha, you just caused me to shoot some Barq’s out my nose . . . happy now!
To: mnehring
Don’t tell Michael Moore there is an American flag on his hat, he might try to burn it . . . on second thought . . .
To: TheVitaminPress
Lookout, Barq’s has bite.
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:26:53 PM PST
by
festusbanjo
(Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
To: TheVitaminPress
It’s probably the best decision he ever made and it turns out to be a mistake! Leave it to a lib!
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:29:34 PM PST
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Rickcbw
To: Rickcbw
LOL, second best decision . . . his work in Team America was outstanding!
To: TheVitaminPress
Ahahaaha, yes you’re right. Too funny!
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posted on
11/05/2009 6:32:57 PM PST
by
Rickcbw
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