 |
| From The Vitamin Press |
Posted on 10/31/2009 7:55:08 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Washington- Citing extreme executive privilege during a time of national economic crisis President Boraq Obama has issued a sovereign decree implementing a new federal code that will, for the first time ever, regulate the centuries old fall tradition of “trick or treating”. This proclamation, currently being designated as the “2009 Candy Recovery and Reallocation Emergency Act”, will -among other things- form a new regulatory commission to oversee the uniform application of several new rules concerning the holiday pastime. Duties, responsibilities and powers held by this agency are still largely unknown but it is thought that the aggregate of changes it will administer will turn out to be rather large.
Documents that have been released for public dissemination indicate that trick or treating this year will be compulsory for all chridren between the ages of 5 to 14. The children (who will forgo the normal costumes associated with the season and instead be attired in black slacks, black boots and brown shirts) are to report special “Candy Recovery and Reallocation Centers” where they will be issued large plastic buckets that are shaped like acorns
(Excerpt) Read more at thevitaminpress.com ...
|
| From The Vitamin Press |
Did they name the new Candy Czar yet?
LOL, that cartoon sums it up perfectly.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.