TONIGHTS DEMOCRAT SPECIAL - TWO FOR THE PRICE OF THREE!
Posted on 10/20/2009 5:50:50 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
James Carville is leading a charge for retail locations in the United States to ban a controversial Halloween costume. The costume depicts an “illegal alien” carrying a super-sized green card in his hand while wearing an orange prison jumpsuit with the words “illegal alien” stenciled across the front. According to Carville the garb is “insensitive and offensive” to “hardworking humanoid life-forms just because they happen to be from another planet.” Carville also advised The Vitamin Press that this issue is extremely important to him because “both of my parents came from Uranus.”
E.T., head of the Society Humanely Integrating Alien Travelers, is seconding the opinons and actions of Carville. The lovable alien, made famous in the 1988 Stephen Speilberg Blockbuster Mac & Me, took his case to the streets and led a protest of 25 sympathizers in front of Neiman Macros -one of the stores that is still selling the item. Curious onlookers looked onto the protest. Most offered words of encouragement by shouting out “phone home” and “klatuu barada nikto” as they passed by. Unfortunately for the extra-terrestrial the speaking of the latter phrase had the unintended effect of prematurely shutting down the giant space robot he was holding in reserve; to be unleashed on the store in the event that they ultimately refused to capitulate to his demands.
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ROFLMAO!!
TONIGHTS DEMOCRAT SPECIAL - TWO FOR THE PRICE OF THREE!
It is his "Raison d'être". It's how he earns his gumbo without working for a living doing something useful.
As many have noted here Carville is upset because he must feel insecure seening the coustume does look alot like him. What ever happened to imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?
Ha, just what we need . . . two of “the one”.
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Good Lord. He looks better bald. Calling Coast to Coast, the Reptillians ARE HERE.
Ahh it burns, it burns!
Now, now, is this as bad as the Helen Thomas threads? ;)
That is the result of many generations of inbreeding!
I’d like to say that most judges would laugh a case out of court that sought to prove that Carville had any “intellectual property” to be stolen . . . but then I remember just how many of those judges are Clinton appointees. Oh well, perhaps they will come in handy when Hillary finally seeks to derail Obama by having his past unsealed.
Either that or some sort of mutation caused by radiation.
Its just that even simple plays on words evade these stiffs,another reason to fight the leftist swine tooth and nail,they`ve not only got no souls,they have no sense of humor.What a god awful nightmarish world to live in,like a depraved heavy metal variant of a later poster.
According to James Carville, we must revere our illegals who defy our laws, and not make harmless fun of them. But other groups, hillbillies, rednecks are all fair game.
Perverse PC world in which we live.
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