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Perhaps in some more, uh, tribal parts of the world a couple isn’t considered fully married until they prove they can produce children?
In that case a BC might show them as bride and groom at the birth of their first child?
If, for example, Stanley Ann and Barak Sr. go through the wedding ceremony, but find that the marriage won't be recognized until the baby is born. If the brat is born anywhere but Kenya, the wedding won't be valid.
Since this the only way they could insure that the little whelp wasn't technically a bastard, Stanley Ann must stay in Kenya until the marriage was validated by the birth of Barack Hussein, Jr., while Barak, Sr. is free to return to his studies in Hawaii.
Since his birth is the validating event, his Kenyan BC shows mommy and daddy as bride and groom.
Even if one neglects the since retracted testimony of his Kenyan relatives who claimed to be there at his birth in Kenya, one must recognize that the first itty-bitty baby Barack sighting was 2500 miles away from Honolulu, on a plausible return route from Kenya to Honolulu.
Stay in Kenya long enough to validate the marriage under Kenyan law, rush back to Hawaii to get him registered as an Hawaiian birth under Hawaiian law.
Best of both worlds. He's a legitimate child, and an American by birth (at least on paper!)
(That’s a stretch, but I can make up theories wid da best of ‘em, can't I?)
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don’t think that was a requirement for the Luo tribe...but you can search it.