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UN Flu Warning
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 September 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/27/2009 3:55:15 PM PDT by John Semmens

Health ministers around the globe were sent a warning that “unless we receive £900 million by next Friday millions will die.” The message from a group calling itself the WHO, was composed of letters cut out of a newspaper (likely the New York Times, experts say), and specified that the money “must be in small, unmarked, non-consecutively numbered bills.”

The message directed the ministers to await further instructions regarding the “drop location” and warned that “any attempt to contact the police will have dire consequences.”

The surprisingly sparse media coverage of the incident was explained by former US UN Ambassador John Bolton’s observation that “this is pretty normal for the UN. Hysteria, threats and extortion are not abnormal procedures when this gang has its eye on someone else’s money.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: flu; panic; satire; un; who

1 posted on 09/27/2009 3:55:16 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Is that the correct link?


2 posted on 09/27/2009 3:59:48 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (“Cap and Trade bill tells us how to live.. Health Care bill tells us how to die.” Bauer and Rose)
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To: John Semmens

It’s gotta’ be Acorn. It has to pay their legal costs.


3 posted on 09/27/2009 4:00:46 PM PDT by donhunt ("Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: John Semmens

Why 900? Why not 999 or 998?


4 posted on 09/27/2009 4:01:55 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


5 posted on 09/27/2009 4:13:51 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't remember Americans being called "racists" when we fought against Hillarycare.)
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To: John Semmens

Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey must be hard up for cash again.


6 posted on 09/27/2009 4:37:41 PM PDT by bubbacluck
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To: divine_moment_of_facts

Sorry.. Try this.. http://shop.cafepress.com/design/33131181


7 posted on 09/28/2009 8:28:10 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (“Cap and Trade bill tells us how to live.. Health Care bill tells us how to die.” Bauer and Rose)
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