DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-09 ("Freeper Encounter Just Now at My Local Walgreen's!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2009 | DUmmie romantico, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[hattend]

Expect the worst from RWers. I keep a peace keeper in the trunk these days.

Good luck getting to it... When the time comes, "RWers" conceal carry.

Or is this rube talking about a UN soldier?

[Domandred]

It was a Walgreens. You know the place people go when they want to spend $50 or more for the same prescription that they can get at Walmart for $4 but they don’t want to support capitalism so won’t shop at Walmart, and then complain to the government that prescriptions cost too much.

[jennyjenny]

That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

Ummmm....communist?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Remember the old scout motto: "Be Prepared" "

What is a DUmmie doing quoting advice from that right wing hate group???

[Charles Henrickson]

I’m going to call you the C word—”Constitutionalist.”

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! I read that thread and considered DUFUing it yesterday but then suddenly I had some personal stuff to take care of. Glad you did it.

[greyfoxx39]

It was a Walgreens. You know the place people go when they want to spend $50 or more for the same prescription that they can get at Walmart for $4 but they don’t want to support capitalism so won’t shop at Walmart, and then complain to the government that prescriptions cost too much.

Excellent!

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 50!

[mylife]

When encountered with the bat shit crazy people of the world, I call upon my earliest days in the theatre where we used mirroring exercises...The world would be a better place if we were all thespians..

[Charles Henrickson]

I don’t like to say it, ‘cause I did it, but this is a VERY FUnnie DUFU! I just read it again, and I LOLed—and I knew what was coming! But when they give you this kind of material, it’s hard for it NOT to be FUnnie!

[EDINVA]

Thanks for the correction .. struck me as so odd a DUmmie would be at a WalMart, so this figures. Good .. so she’s out $46!

[CAluvdubya]

I was going to make some mundane comment about the real story is just role reversal of the two sides...but then I read the CAW CAW CAW part...

I'm still sitting here with my jaw in my lap (CAW CAW) wondering how these people even get dressed in the morning by themselves.

Just....wow

[Choose Ye This Day]

looking at them and making the sound of a crow. CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Why do I get the mental image of this DUmmie doing a Bluth chicken dance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qOKybOKXs

[Choose Ye This Day]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qOKybOKXs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNkap169RQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unqp3I-wBN0

Chicken dances

[HoosierHawk]

That’s great! You had me laughing at MEWAF-III.

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

Read this thread earlier today,....thanks all for the good laughs!

[ShorelineMike]

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Quoth the DUmmie (nevermore!):

I glanced down, never looking at the driver, …

Well, the driver,this soccer Mom, saw my smirk …

So how could the other driver see the DUmmie's smirk if, by the DUmmie's own admission, the DUmmie never looked at the other driver?

[CIDKauf]

VERY FUNNY! Thanks!

[Eddie01]

A funny thing happened on my way to DU:

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[netmilsmom]

This is funny because last week I went to Walgreens and saw a Democratic Underground bumper sticker. (I kid you not)

I smirked too.

The last time I saw a Socialist Joker, I gave a thumbs up.