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Complaints Fly As Brett Favre’s Walker Gets In The Way Of Browns’ Defenders
Elective Decisions ^
| 09/14/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 09/14/2009 3:49:13 PM PDT by writer33
Cleveland—Despite Adrian Peterson’s 285 yards rushing in the Minnesota Viking’s win over the Cleveland Browns on Sunday, September 13, 2009, many complaints have now surfaced from Cleveland defenders that were tripping over Brett Favre’s walker. Even Adrian Peterson had some issues after tripping over it himself several times in the first half of Sunday’s game.
“I know Favre’s an ageless quarterback,” claimed Peterson, “but the walker has got to go. It’s holding me back. Every time he drops back to hand the ball off, I trip over the damn thing.”
Currently, the Browns are petitioning the league to have the walker removed when Favre is on the playing field, but many in the media insists that it is only “fair” that a player of his advanced age is allowed the necessary tools to compete in today’s game—continuing a love affair that seemingly will never end.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: brettfavre; chrisdavis; minnesotavikings
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To: rwoodward
They played well. No doubt about it. I just couldn’t resist the Favre satire.
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posted on
09/14/2009 4:38:55 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
HA HA HA!! Very good!! :-)
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posted on
09/14/2009 4:58:26 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Sometimes you need a Jimmy Carter to get a Ronald Reagan.)
To: writer33
Favre should qualify for the Americans With Disabilities Act. Even with a 2 stroke engine powering it. We must be fair to our disabled millionaires.
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:08:12 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: writer33
I really thought you would go with my suggestion.
freak out the Left!
To: stephenjohnbanker
Some folks are confusing a power scooter with a walker, which is essentially an assembly of crutches.
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:21:25 PM PDT
by
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
("men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters." -- Edmund Burke)
To: writer33
"I've fallen down, and I can't get up! Call a time-out!"
-PJ
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:23:39 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Comprehensive congressional reform legislation only yields incomprehensible bills that nobody reads.)
To: right way right
It doesn’t mean I won’t go with your suggestion. There were many good ones.
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:39:14 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Political Junkie Too
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:41:43 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I will remember this when the Vikings are in the Superbowl! And I will have my revenge!
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:53:00 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(4-times an extremist)
To: vpintheak
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posted on
09/14/2009 5:57:41 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
"The walker must stay,” declared Peter King. “I hope he never retires. Every time he drops back to pass I have an orgasm!”LOL
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posted on
09/14/2009 6:47:14 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(ladies and gentlemen we are winning.Now it is time to work twice as hard)
To: NeoCaveman
I figured you’d like that.
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posted on
09/14/2009 6:51:24 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
laught while you can infidel!!!!! :~)
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posted on
09/14/2009 8:40:46 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(4-times an extremist)
To: writer33
I know, I am pretending to be important.
I am important and I am the the smartest in the room!
On the internet nobody needs to know your just a dog.
To: writer33
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posted on
09/15/2009 3:00:39 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: writer33
"I think they have something with Brady Quinn," I keep hearing this sentiment yet every time Quinn takes the field he is almost always stunningly mediocre at best.
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posted on
09/15/2009 3:08:26 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
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