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Obama Advisor Baffled by Weak Economy
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 12 September 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/14/2009 3:14:55 PM PDT by John Semmens

National Economic Council Director Larry Summers, considered by many to be President Obama’s top economic advisor, said he is “profoundly puzzled by the persistence of the negative trends in output and employment.”

“We’ve bailed out the mismanaged companies. We’ve spent money we don’t have. We’ve put business on notice that the government is watching their every move and will step in to counter any missteps. We’ve extended unemployment benefits. We’ve done just about everything called for by the Keynesian Model. Yet, the economy is getting worse. Why won’t businesses invest? Why aren’t consumers buying?” Summers asked.

Summers said the Administration is considering some “targeted tax increases to get resources out of the hands of those who aren’t using them wisely. Once the government has more revenue we will be able to more effectively boost economic performance across the board.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhoeconomy; keynes; mightaswellbetrue; satire; stimulus; taxes
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1 posted on 09/14/2009 3:14:57 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Can he possibly be that clueless?


2 posted on 09/14/2009 3:15:43 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: John Semmens

You got me....again.
Well done!


3 posted on 09/14/2009 3:15:58 PM PDT by Velveeta
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Summers would be “baffled” trying to run a lemonade stand!


4 posted on 09/14/2009 3:16:19 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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To: 9YearLurker

Ah, satire—but again, he recently said something so similar. I guess that’s the point of the satire attempt.


5 posted on 09/14/2009 3:16:23 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: John Semmens
"We’ve done just about everything called for by the Keynesian Model."

QED.

6 posted on 09/14/2009 3:16:47 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Natural Law

“We’ve done just about everything called for by the Keynesian Model.”....

The Kenyan model is working just fine. We’ll be in huts in no time.


7 posted on 09/14/2009 3:19:35 PM PDT by Hang'emAll
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To: John Semmens

Too close to the real deal - funny though!


8 posted on 09/14/2009 3:19:56 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: John Semmens

Dang. You had me going again!


9 posted on 09/14/2009 3:22:06 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: John Semmens

Kinda reminds me of Star Trek episode “The Galileo Seven” where Spock says something like ~At every step I have done the logical thing~ yet it didn’t work.

McCoy says “I’m sick and tired of your logic.”


10 posted on 09/14/2009 3:26:32 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim
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To: eCSMaster

I started watching the old Star Trek Next Generation a couple of weeks ago and just couldn’t take the continuous socialist propaganda they spewed...really ticked me off that I have become so sensitive to that junk that I couldn’t watch what used to be one of my favorite shows...not as good as the original, but still well done.


11 posted on 09/14/2009 3:30:14 PM PDT by Sudetenland (Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
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To: John Semmens
Behind the Closed Curtains of Obama's Harvard-evicted Nutcase


12 posted on 09/14/2009 3:32:26 PM PDT by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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Oh, it was satire. I didn’t get that until halfway through. Unfortunately.


13 posted on 09/14/2009 3:35:55 PM PDT by silverleaf (If we are astroturf, why are the democrats trying to mow us?)
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To: 9YearLurker
It shows the caliber of the people that surround Obama.

Dumber than cat pooh.

14 posted on 09/14/2009 3:37:15 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Hang'emAll

Ian’t that the truth!

Have you picked out your “green econ friendly” hut yet?

LOL!!!


15 posted on 09/14/2009 3:38:07 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Hang'emAll

Small biz is scared to hire anybody given the outlook of tax increases and regulation.
Baraq’s union buddies only work for outfits that are shrinking and continue to bleed jobs, not create them.
Waiting for MSM/SCM to start selling the notion that 10% unemployment is the “new normal”


16 posted on 09/14/2009 3:40:34 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: John Semmens
Obama Advisor Baffled by Weak Economy.
National Economic Council Director Larry Summerssaid he is “profoundly puzzled by the persistence of the negative trends in output and employment.”“We’ve bailed out the mismanaged companies. We’ve spent money we don’t have."


Huh? They spent money they don't have and wonder why the results are bad??!
17 posted on 09/14/2009 3:41:30 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: John Semmens

Obama’s speech sounded like he was trying to manipulate the markets today.....


18 posted on 09/14/2009 3:41:56 PM PDT by dalebert
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To: alecqss
Sorry, did not realize it's a satire..., So hard to separate these days dems and clowns...
19 posted on 09/14/2009 3:43:17 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: John Semmens

BTTT


20 posted on 09/14/2009 3:43:23 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (A mob of one.)
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