Posted on 09/04/2009 4:58:08 PM PDT by Vincent Jappi
TOP SECRET ADVANCE COPY.
Someone we know from Chicago, who works in the White House now, just leaked us this advance copy of the upcoming address Dr. Utopias going to make to school children on September 8th. Personally, were surprised its so subtle and understated, considering the egomaniac, cult-of-personality, Kim Il Jong-wannabe whos delivering it:
****** Transcript of President Barack Obamas Indoctrination Day Address to the nations youth, September 8th 2009 ******
President Obama addresses the nation's children, September 8th 2009 President Obama:
Good morning children, my youngest, most precious, and most devoted followers.
You can see me here in the White House, and I can see you too. I know when you are sleeping. I know when youve been good. And I know who is listening intently right now, and whos thinking about the Jonas Brothers. Yes, little Billy Franklin of Davenport, Iowa caught you again (laughs fatherly). But, thats okay, you can still grow up to be a Member of Congress, or even my Chief of Staff someday, no matter how much you think about the Jonas Brothers.
I am a forgiving and benevolent Leader.
I am, in fact, The Lightbringer.
As Oprah Winfrey often told your parents via her daily TV yawnfest, I am indeed The One. I was sent here from the sky to solve all the worlds problems, lower the oceans, fix all your broken souls, and provide free unicorns to everyone. But, before I do any of this, I must first destroy the American economy, replace its military with a civilian defense force loyal only to me, and convert the mainstream media into my own propaganda machine (laughs some more). That last part is a joke, since I did that like two years ago.
(laughs and laughs again so pleased with himself)
The reason I am addressing the Obama Youth today is that this will, indeed, be seen as the greatest day of your young lives, since it is the day you are to be activated as the first wave of my Civilian Defense Force. I decided to speak to you today, while at school, so that your parents could not intrude on our discussion. I am a stranger none of you know, someone none of your parents know, who wanted to spend some time alone with young children like this, so of course the media had no problem with this whatsoever. But, I couldnt say the things I wanted to say to you with your parents around. Parents just dont understand, as my dear friend Will Smith used to rap back in the day, when he was the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I was just a young communist working my way up the Chicago political ladder community organizing with domestic terrorists under the umbrella of nefarious organization ACORN.
(laughs some more) Oh, mercy, those were the days!
And I want all of you children to grow up to be just like me, to hate everything that has always made this country special, to work hard to demonize anyone who criticizes you and intimidate and bully all those who will try to stop your radicalism.
I want to teach you the Alinsky Methods that have served me so well.
I want to be the friend, teacher, and deity that the likes of William Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Henry Gates, Jeremiah Wright, and my favorite imams have been to me.
I am the Lightbringer. I know better than your parents whats best for you. Your teachers, those that are still in the room, are cut largely from the same leftist cloth as me, so they will help bring you to me, and help you serve me.
After I conclude my remarks today, your teachers will help you write letters to me, telling me how much you love me, and how much you are going to do to see that I succeed in my dismantling of this nation so that I can rebuild it in my own likeness and image.
I am The One, as Oprah insists, and Oprah is a very wise monster indeed.
I need the help of small children because you children have wonderfully sharp ears. You hear the things your parents say that might displease me. You have wonderful little voices that sound so nice on the phone. Your teachers will help you call me whenever your parents say bad things about me. They will help you write down the nasty things your parents say and do, so that letters can be sent to me telling me all about it.
At night, I will send very special friends of mine to visit naughty parents and teach them how they should love me. How all must love me. How all must obey me.
(laughs again) Now, dont get all wee-weed up out there. If any of you tykes have a problem with this, its because you are RAAAACIST! Your teachers will take you straight to the principals office and everyone will know what a RAAACIST! you are. Because anyone who ever disagrees with a black person, on anything, in this my Glorious Post-Racial Utopia, must indeed be a RAAACIST! There can be no criticism of me or anything that I do thats not 100% racially motivated.
Your teachers will instruct you on how best to call your parents RAAACISTS! as well. I direct you to do this when the maximum number of strangers or church members are around call your parents RAAACISTS! in public and tell everyone the bad things they have said about me, so the whole community can organize to bring your parents to the Light.
My Light.
For I am the Lightbringer, and as of today, you are now all part of my Thousand Upon Thousands Strong Obama Youth Army.
(laughs)
Love the sound of that. Thought it up myself.
I am indeed a talented and inventive Living God.
As Chris Matthews, one of my most favorite pets, and the rest of the media can surely attest.
In coming days, I will continue to issue you new directives, but in closing, I want to reiterate how important it is for you to write lovely essays to me telling me how much you love me and how hard you are going to work to report any of your parents that disagree with me. I also would like glorious crayon drawings of myself running shirtless on the beach or bowing deeply to the King of Saudi Arabia, who is perhaps one of the few people in this world more glorious and dear to my heart than myself.
I am Obama.
I am your President.
I AM YOUR LIGHTBRINGER.
You are dear younglings. You are my treasures. YOU ARE MY ARMY.
Praise be praise ME and, now, SING. SING for me. SING ABOUT HOW YOU ALL LOVE AND ADORE ME!
Sing for Change FULL version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGK8ZFKZZUk
Fun read.
And, my children, when I was born I was visited by three wise men from the West.
They came from Polynesia in their large, double hulled canoes and travelled by the stars until they found me living in whatever street was in the newspaper listing of my birth.
They brought me three things:
Gold
Frankincense
and My Birth Certificate!
When I went to college, I spent the Gold,
Smoked the frankincense,
And I’m still looking for the birth certificate..........
That’s good. Really good. :-)
bookmark and bttt
It was leaked on purpose.
Why: Expressly BECAUSE it is such a nothing but fluff and inspiration speech.
NEWS FLASH: It's NOT the fluff and inspiration that pi$$es US off...it's the left wing teachers and future speeches (now that you've got your big 'ol foot in the door) that we KNOW are serious trouble!
How DUMB do they think we are?????
(Note to Self: Never post prior to reading the article ;-)
Hail, Hail, Fire and Snow
Call the Angel, we must go
Far away, far to sea,
Friendly Angel, come to me.
Now that Michael Jackson is dead, Obama is a kid’s best friend.
>>(Note to Self: Never post prior to reading the article ;-)<<
Been there (LOL).
I bet you’re not far off the mark, he will just cover it up a bit more:)
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