List: Top 25 NEW Chrysler Slogans as Company Seeks Ideas to Sell Semi-Nationalized Cars

Car Dealer Review ^ | 9/2/2009 | Car Dealer Review

[wrrock]

Chrysler seeks a new ad agency to convince Americans to buy cars from a company that… 1) is bankrupt 2) has stale inventory 3) is semi-nationalized. Chrysler “has grown dissatisfied with the agency’s creative output, according to a person familiar with the matter.” “As we launch a new company with a brand-focused organization, we are looking for fresh ways to communicate in the marketplace,” Chrysler said in a statement. “As a result, we are currently soliciting creative input...

They asked for it, so... here are the top 25 new slogans for Chrysler....

[RexBeach]

“Our cars are better than horses...er...well, most horses.”

[Huskrrrr]

“Not the worst car you’ll ever own.”

[IYAS9YAS]

“Chrysler, remember us?”

[nascarnation]

Sad to see Jeep go down the tubes with FiatUSA.
Maybe they’ll get spun off to somebody who can revitalize them.

[NonValueAdded]

“Pay no attention to the overlord behind the curtains”

[stephenjohnbanker]

The Volkgeist.

[Always Right]

This Ain’t Your Nazi-era Car!

[alancarp]

“Doubles in value when you add tires!”

[RetroSexual]

"Not your father's unserviceable debt.

[KarlInOhio]

With Fiat owning part of it, it will be Fix It Again, Taxpayers.

My other suggestion has too many asterisks blanking out the obscene words.

[Huskrrrr]

I hope so, too.

[Dr. Sivana]

I'll try a few:

1. This is not your father's Dodge Omni.

2. The best-built US Gov. owned cars in Greater North Amewrica.

3. Elections have Consequences.

4. And look out for our new line of Chrysler Reuther automobiles in 2011! There's a change in the Walter.

[red-dawg]

“From MOPAR to SUBPAR”

[CAD Daddy]

Chrysler; And you thought you only bailed out boats.

[discostu]

“If you don’t buy it you’re still going to pay for it”

[Oldpuppymax]

Interesting that last months new car sales figures show both GM and Chrysler well DOWN, while FORD was UP! I wouldn’t consider buying a car from Hussein Motors, regardless of price, and it appears that many are of the same mind.

[GonzoGOP]

Chrysler, Making the Trabant look cool.

Jeep, the car that defeated Fascist Dictators, now made by them.

Trust your life to the low bidder on a government contract.

[Charles Martel]

“Come experience the new 1.4 Liter Hemi”

[GeronL]

We have a new name: UAW Motors Inc

“Get a greater deal by signing this card”