#1 is the entire General Motors Corporation, stolen by the United Auto Workers and The Democrat Party.
Common Sense: Lock your car and take your keys...
Warning Device: Having and using a visible or audible warning device...
Immobilizing Device: Generally speaking, if your car won’t start, it won’t get stolen...
Tracking Device: A tracking device...
Passive security measures are best when coupled with more active modes of anti-theft protection...
What a relief!
I was worried my 1971 Jeep Commando was going to be on the list.
They obviously included the ones left in the "hood" with the keys in the ignition.
Fortunately car thieves are too big of dumb asses to drive sticks or Jeep Wranglers would be on the list. I have a rag top and you don’t lock the doors because the punks will slash the top. I had some idiots rummage through it last weekend. I keep nothing in it so their efforts were wasted.
Well, it looks like the imports aren’t as attractive as the domestics. I guess my Plymouth K car and Ford Pinto were a good investment.
Wow...I actually had a dream last night that my truck was stolen.
I got a Trunk Monkey in mine.