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Democrat Explains Why Tort Reform Isn’t in Health Care Legislation
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 29 August 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/31/2009 10:15:52 AM PDT by John Semmens

Even though it is widely acknowledged that lawsuits are a major factor in the escalation of health care costs over the last few decades, no attempt to rein-in lawsuit abuse is included in the 1000+ page health care reform bill. Former Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean explains why.

“First, the bill is already long enough,” Dean argued. “Adding even one more page would make it unreadable.”

“Second, lawyers are America’s heroes,” Dean contended. “You can’t turn on TV without seeing a lawyer fighting crime, ensuring justice, or rescuing the weak. Voters wouldn’t stand for a bill scapegoating this noble profession.”

“And, let’s face it, lawyers have got America by the short hairs,” Dean confessed. “The mere threat of litigation can destroy a person’s finances and peace-of-mind. Can we really afford to piss these guys off by trying to restrict their income? They have so many legislators in their pocket that any such effort could well backfire and make us worse off than if we did nothing.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; lawsuit; lawyers; satire

1 posted on 08/31/2009 10:15:52 AM PDT by John Semmens
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2328671/posts


2 posted on 08/31/2009 10:18:04 AM PDT by Concho
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“Second, lawyers are America’s heroes,” Dean contended. “You can’t turn on TV without seeing a lawyer fighting crime, ensuring justice, or rescuing the weak. Voters wouldn’t stand for a bill scapegoating this noble profession.”

This is the point where I threw up!!!!!!

3 posted on 08/31/2009 10:21:23 AM PDT by ontap
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This guys good.

Once again, I had to get to the third paragraph before I ‘got it’.


4 posted on 08/31/2009 10:21:54 AM PDT by Gunflint
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Ha. Dean finally admitting that lawyers and politicians are in the same whorey bed together. Since most pols are attorneys, I’d call that incest.


5 posted on 08/31/2009 10:21:58 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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You rascal.

You’re a wolf among lambs, apparently. We have to make you wear a scarlet “< S >” or something. :-)


6 posted on 08/31/2009 10:23:57 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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Dean argued...Dean contended...Dean confessed.

Nine sentences without a Dean Screamed? I'm not buying it. :-)

7 posted on 08/31/2009 10:26:42 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
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How would HE know?? - He didn’t write it. obama’s radical SPECIAL INTEREST groups did.


8 posted on 08/31/2009 10:30:35 AM PDT by J40000
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Before anyone think this one is satire... CLICK.

Helping you out John.

9 posted on 08/31/2009 10:31:14 AM PDT by raybbr (It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
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To: ontap

We care about trial lawyers.We don’t care about you except
at election time and when we fully take over; we won’t give
a shinola about you!


10 posted on 08/31/2009 10:31:55 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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Many lawyers are evil... not all but certainly a majority... many lie, cheat and steal for a living... the majority of lawyers are dims... they own the dim party and will forever have their way as long as America is dumb enough to elect the lawyer's lap dog dims.

LLS

11 posted on 08/31/2009 10:40:01 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (hussama will never be my president... NEVER!)
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When I watched this live I thought you were writing for Howard Dean. It was just so darn sad.


12 posted on 08/31/2009 10:46:25 AM PDT by pnut22
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“Second, lawyers are America’s heroes,” Dean contended. “You can’t turn on TV without seeing a lawyer fighting crime, ensuring justice, or rescuing the weak. Voters wouldn’t stand for a bill scapegoating this noble profession.”

I THINK DOCTORS ARE MORE AMERICAN HERO THAN LAWYERS/SHARKS are! A doctor can save your life.


13 posted on 08/31/2009 10:49:51 AM PDT by buffyt (If ObamaScare is so great, WHY won't Congress and President USE IT, TOO????????????????????????)
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