Mayor Bloomberg Afraid of 200-Year-Old Rifle

Publius Forum ^ | 08/11/09 | Warner Todd Huston

[Mobile Vulgus]

New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has repeatedly proven that he hates the U.S. Constitution and that he feels that he a right to harass any citizen he pleases -- even ones that have broken no laws. But now he has also shown his lack of manhood because it has been revealed that Bloomberg is afraid of a 200-year-old style of rifle called a flintlock, the style that helped the founders defeat Mad King George in the Revolutionary War. The ancient shooter has Bloomie hiding under his sheets at night.

Mad King Bloomie has initiated a harassment campaign against Michael Littlejohn, a city inhabitant that commissioned a handmade replica of a flintlock musket, the kind just like those the Continental Army used in the 1770s. Littlejohn apparently scared Bloomie when he brought the ancient model firearm to his Brooklyn Apartment. The quaking Bloomie has apparently directed that NYC police attempt to strong arm the history enthusiast to apply for a gun license even though the law says that flintlocks do not need to be registered or a license obtained to own one.

I can happily report that Littlejohn is refusing to bow to the un-Constitutional pressure of thug Bloomberg and his jackbooted coppers.

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[Mobile Vulgus]

Bloomberg is a thug.

[Dick Bachert]

AND a PU**Y fer sure!

[GraceG]

If they take all our other guns we may have to resort to using crudely crafted flintlocks and one shot derringers.

[driftdiver]

“If they take all our other guns we may have to resort to using crudely crafted flintlocks and one shot derringers.”

Done right you can then arm yourself with whatever the blue helmet was carrying.

[east1234]

“Bloomberg is a thug.”

Agreed, I think NYC deserves him. It is 90% liberal up there.

[Ptarmigan]

I remember Michael Bloomberg was a pussy even back than.

[Adams]

LOL!

[Boiling point]

Amen, I think I prefer to use what I have now, to arm myself with whatever the blue helmet is driving.

[P8riot]

Done right you can then arm yourself with whatever the blue helmet was carrying.

Exactly.

[driftdiver]

I know, just saying there are alternatives.

I shall not go quietly into the night.

[bondjamesbond]

Not so long ago, we understood such things.

[DBrow]

Hmm, are you thinking of making another drop of these, but with instructions in English this time?

[bondjamesbond]

No. I think we will win this thing at the ballot box, which is always the best way to go.

[Razz Barry]

IMHO, someone should ask him if he thinks local and state governments have the authority to restrict synagogues. Being he thinks they can stomp the 2nd wouldn't that authority carry to all the other rights?

[Liberty Valance]

He's probably scared of the plow too.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I think the best way to approach this is with humor. A short story about a profoundly superstitious teenage Michael Bloomberg, in Medford, Massachusetts. One day, he is late going to ballet class, and knocks down an old Gypsy woman. He curses at her and runs away, forgetting about it.

But just a few days later, at a carnival, on a whim he visits a fortune teller, who as it turns out is the old Gypsy woman he knocked down and cursed at. Seeking revenge, she decides to get even by reading him a horrible future.

So she tells him that he will become fantastically wealthy, but then will be hunted down and brutally killed by a chain smoking man with a flintlock rifle.

[Oatka]

If they take all our other guns we may have to resort to using crudely crafted flintlocks and one shot derringers.

They used these crude shotguns in the Philippines during the Jap occupation. Load with a 12 ga shell, point at Jap, slam barrel back against a fixed firing pun, take gun off Jap corpse. It worked then, it can work now.