Posted on 07/29/2009 12:17:53 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
I’m a democrat. You owe me.
I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiot’s like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me.
I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be good little democrats like me. When my kids grow up and become better members of a collectivist society, and your kids grow up confused, my kids will get government jobs and take more money and freedom from your kids. You owe me.
I’m a democrat. I have a job with health insurance, but I think it’s everyone else’s fault when I get sick and have to cut back on my lifestyle so I can pay for health care that should be free, along with cars and houses and big screen TVs. You owe me.
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A very accurate description of their mindset.
wow .... you should read the inspiration for this little gemt.
The old joke in the 1950’s about the Soviet Communists said to their subject people - “What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is ours.”
The Dems have adopted the mentality.
your post won’t last long, although I can agree with everything you said.
I did some editing for language, hope I got them all:
Based on the following, from (who else?) the Daily Kos:
I’m a republican. **** you.
I’m a republican. I have my own pile of money. **** you.
I’m a republican. My kids go to private school. I don’t care about your kids, or public schools. When my kids are better educated than yours, they will get better jobs and make more money than your kids. **** you.
I’m a republican. I have a job with health insurance. If you were not so lazy or stupid, you would have a good job with health insurance too. It sure is sad when you go bankrupt after a catastrophic health crisis, but its probably your own damn fault anyway. **** you.
I’m a republican. I’m a Christian. You are either a heathen, a raghead Muslim, or the wrong kind of Christian. **** you.
I’m a republican. I’m going to heaven and you’re going to hell. **** you.
I’m a republican. It is not only my right, it’s my duty to spread freedom and democracy around the world. If you don’t understand that, **** you.
I’m a republican. I have a condo in Vail, a summer home in Maine, and a beach house in Florida. We don’t need any National Parks or protected forests. **** you.
I’m a republican. I’m white. I’m perfect, and I’m not like all those brown, yellow and black people. **** you.
I’m a republican. I live in a gated community. It’s too bad about all the crime out there on the city streets, but that’s your problem. **** you.
I’m a republican. I hate taxes. Its my money. I earned it. I don’t want to pay to support all you lazy, uneducated, pathetic poor people, least of all you teenage mothers (whores), you drug addicts and all you black boys. **** you.
I’m a republican. I hate homosexuals. When I think of gay people, I think of of man-on-dog, horse on woman, threesomes, and other sexual fantasies, and that frightens me. If you are queer, or have a queer friend, **** you.
I’m a republican. I was born rich, and I’ve become more rich, and damn it, since I can’t take it all with me, I’m going to make sure my kids are just as stinking rich. **** you.
I’m a republican. I’m never wrong. I know everything, never make a mistake, and can’t learn anything from you, you damn ignorant pussy democrats. **** you.
I’m a republican. My rights and civil liberties should be protected, but not yours, you terrorist loving, America hating, pansy liberal. **** you.
I’m a republican. I hate you and everything you Democrats stand for, you ****ing communists. **** you.
Ahh thanks — sorry, forgot to wash out Daily Kos’s mouth before bringing that in! My bad.
My pleasure, good post!
Except all parts talking about hating any people or groups of people that is pretty good stuff :D
I like your version better.
Yeah, I’m not down with the hating parts, but for the most part, it sums up how i feel.
It was written by a commie, and their impression of republicans, as i’m sure you’re aware.
Sounds like the typical dims I know.
I’m a republican. [strike]I have a condo in Vail, a summer home in Maine, and a beach house in Florida.[/strike]
I work through my holidays during the summer. We don’t need any National Parks or protected forests. **** you
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