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Psalm 2008-2012: First Book of Democrat
notoriouslyconservative.com | 07 21 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 07/21/2009 9:04:41 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

From an e-mail I received:

Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want. He leadeth me beside still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment. Yea, tho I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall not go hungry. Obama has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over my income, Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life. The Democrats and I will live forever in a rented home. But I am glad that I am an American, I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a dog, And Obama was a tree. Can I get an Amen!?

Thanks Craig!

http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/07/psalm-2008-2012-first-book-of-democrat.html


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; psalm
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1 posted on 07/21/2009 9:04:41 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Obama should remember that the Messiah was turned on and Crucified. Unlike the real deal, I expect Obama to stay dead.


2 posted on 07/21/2009 9:08:17 AM PDT by rom (Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

That old chestnut has been around a long time, another variation (updated) goes like this:

5,000 years ago, Moses said:
“Park your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land.”

5,000 years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt said:
“Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a Camel, THIS is the promised land.”

Today, Barrack Hussein 0bama is stealing your shovel, selling your camel, kicking your ass, and telling you there IS no promised land.


3 posted on 07/21/2009 9:12:11 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the Skidmark in the panties of American history, 0bama is the yellow stain in front.)
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