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notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 07 16 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 07/16/2009 10:58:32 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

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1 posted on 07/16/2009 10:58:33 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Ping-a-roonie!


2 posted on 07/16/2009 11:02:27 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Whoever coined the term "foolproof" underestimated the ingenuity and determination of fools.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Be careful with those 0bama jokes. They could qualify as hate speech. And may before the year is out.
3 posted on 07/16/2009 11:04:58 AM PDT by Tupelo
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To: Notoriously Conservative

The kids from Kos are getting ready to fairy fly over to FR to catch us making fun of their beloved 0.


4 posted on 07/16/2009 11:05:12 AM PDT by VicVega (Join Jihad, get captured by the US and resettled in the best places in the world. I love the USA)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

These are pretty good.


5 posted on 07/16/2009 11:07:14 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (How do I change my screen name now that we have the most conservative government in the world?)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Q. Why does Obama want a 40% tax on aspirin?

A. Because it's white, and it works.

6 posted on 07/16/2009 11:08:33 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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Anagram: President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Wow...that actually works.

Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama? A. Brain tumor.

Ouch. Haha.

7 posted on 07/16/2009 11:08:33 AM PDT by xjcsa (Currently shouting "I told you so" about Michael Steele on my profile page.)
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8 posted on 07/16/2009 11:09:47 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

Well, that didn’t work the way I wanted it to!


9 posted on 07/16/2009 11:11:57 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Keep up that humor for all of us. We are going to need it in the “emergency” centers (gulags). :)

So glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I was reading these.


10 posted on 07/16/2009 11:16:27 AM PDT by Inclines to the Right (http://www.fightfoca.com/ www.jillstanek.com)
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To: Inclines to the Right

Yeah, humor is about all we are going to have, with all the new tax and spend plans.


11 posted on 07/16/2009 11:20:35 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative (http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Mean spirited, divisive, and very funny.


12 posted on 07/16/2009 11:24:37 AM PDT by DManA
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A recession is when your neighbor is out of work.

A depression is when you are out of work.

A recovery is when Obama is out of work.


13 posted on 07/16/2009 11:29:06 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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My favorite!

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist.


14 posted on 07/16/2009 11:30:15 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: tacticalogic

Nice!


15 posted on 07/16/2009 11:35:41 AM PDT by fleagle ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. -Winston Churchill)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Excellent.


16 posted on 07/16/2009 11:43:10 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: DManA

Which is why we will soon have the Comedy Czar to keep things in line.


17 posted on 07/16/2009 11:44:24 AM PDT by rom (Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
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18 posted on 07/16/2009 11:44:50 AM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
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Where in the world did Michelle get OBeeee jeans for him????? And I’ve noticed that he gets skinnier by the day.


19 posted on 07/16/2009 11:56:09 AM PDT by Pit1
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To: Pit1

Those are Urkel’s jeans.


20 posted on 07/16/2009 1:17:07 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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