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DUmmie FUnnies 07-07-09 (DUmmies Deeply Saddened By No "Public Option" Health Plan)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 7, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/07/2009 6:54:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Just as I predicted, Team Obama is being forced to offer pretty much nothing but a Happy Face Feel Good health plan to Congress devoid of "public option" aka "single payer" aka "government run" aka "socialized medicine." Why? Not that they wouldn't love such an expensive program. It's just, as Barack Obama himself has said, they are OUT of money. Plus the Chinese who own a major portion of our debt read the riot act to Timothy Geithner when he was in Peking and ordered him NOT to make the dollar even more worthless by incurring even more wasteful spending programs like socialized medicine. And for this we have to thank Obama's expensive Porkopulous program which did absolutely NOTHING to help the economy as was promised. And now NOTHING left to spend. So goodbye "public option" health plan. And, of course the DUmmies are agonizing over this painful fact as you can see in this THREAD, "So... No Single Payer... No Public Option..." That's right, DUmmies. No NOTHING! All you will get is basically "RESOLVED: Adequate Health Care is a good thing." So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the loss of their beloved "public option" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, laughing at the irony of Porkopulous killing off Big Government spending programs, is in the [barackets]:

So... No Single Payer... No Public Option...

[Enjoy your Obama breakfast---Egg McNuthin'.]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening here? Where is the real reform? Am I just missing it?

[It disappeared when Porkopulous burned up all the money. And now to the rest of the disappointed DUmmies...]

The Audacity of Nope. Coupled with The Fierce Urgency of Whenever.

[LOL!!! "The Audacity of Nope." Will definitely be stealing that line.]

Obama played his part in making sure the public option had no teeth

[He tied his own hands with Porkopulous.]

Washington is happening. Specifically, the Senate is happening. And the Senate is a truly ridiculous holdover from an 18th century compromise that has only grown increasingly broken with time.

[What happened to that "love" for the Constitution that the DUmmies pretend to have?]

No single payer, but at the end of the day, youll probably get a "public option". Emphasis on option, whatever that means. Co-ops, exchanges, watered down medicare with conditional enrollment

["RESOLVED: Adequate Health Care is a good thing."]

Rahm Emmanuel may have some inside info. I could be wrong.

[And that inside info was that Porkopulous did NOTHING but burn up money and kill off any future big spending plans.]

My hope balloon is leaking air real fast

[SSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss.....]

If Obama settles for some watered-down piece of crap, then we'll have gotten his message.

[The Audacity of Nope.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; healthplan
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To: PJ-Comix
The Audacity of Nope. Coupled with The Fierce Urgency of Whenever.

I love that line. Wish I'd have thought of it.

41 posted on 07/07/2009 8:56:26 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: franksolich

“There’s a thread telling what really happened...”

What was the deal with the two checks, then?


42 posted on 07/07/2009 9:17:57 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.")
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To: decal
What was the deal with the two checks, then?

They were all photoshopped jobs.

We knew that as it happened, but later on, about a couple of months later, a member of Scamdy happened to be in Baltimore, and stopped by the accounting and printing offices of Johns Hopkins, showing them the images.

They didn't recognize the receipts as any forms they used. Johns Hopkins had receipts, but nothing matching the format of any of these.

43 posted on 07/08/2009 6:09:55 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns; Xenalyte; Purrcival; Ditter; Deetes; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

PRIMITIVES DISCUSS BAROMETRIC PRESSURE!

franksolich ADDS INSIGHT ON MATTER!

ON THE MATTER OF WEATHER AND HEALTH!

EXPLAINS TO THE PRIMITIVES THAT WEATHER MATTERS!

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THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

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44 posted on 07/08/2009 6:17:46 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30754.0.html


45 posted on 07/08/2009 6:18:13 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

We’ve had an unusual rainy season here in Northern Illinois. No wonder my golf game has gone South...


46 posted on 07/08/2009 6:30:14 AM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: Mr. Silverback

That is, more or less, my feelings about the Senate also. They are a glorified House of Representatives with too long of terms now.


47 posted on 07/08/2009 4:10:44 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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