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DUmmie FUnnies 07-05-09 (Tea Parties Drive DUmmies NUts!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 5, 2009 | DUmmie Horse with no Name, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/05/2009 2:53:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

One great fringe benefit of the Tea Parties is that they are driving the DUmmies absolutely NUts as you can see in this THREAD, "You dumb f*cking ignorant ass rednecks." Reading this thread by DUmmie Horse with no Name is like watching a public scream for mental health help. The deranged DUmmie is ANGRY that the Tea Parties are calling attention to Obama's FAILED economic policy. Of course, this DUmmie, and the others, are continuing to BLAME BUSH even though unemployment numbers during his presicency never came anywhere near 9.5%. Sorry DUmmies but Porkopulous did NOT work and they hate to be reminded of this inconvenient truth by the Tea Party people. So let us now watch the DUmmies go BERSERK due to the Tea Parties in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that mental health professionals will find this DUmmie thread to be verrrrry interesting, is in the [barackets}:

You dumb f^cking ignorant ass rednecks

[Hold on just a while longer, DUmmie Horse with no Name, your lithium treatment is on the way!]

Do you not realize how moronic you look in your wife-beater T-shirts and beer bellies gathered around some ignorant ass f*ck who knows as much about politics and history as rush limbaugh waving your flags and acting all patriotic now?

[Tea Parties getting to you much?]

Where were you when your drunken coke-addled preznit was spending our blood and treasure on his drunken follies intended only to fatten the wallets of the same men who bought the election for him in the first place? Where were you when the same idiot f*cktard was deregulating everything he could get his greedy hands on to again enrich the bank accounts of the men who purchased the election for him?

[Where you you when Barney Frank said that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were in good shape?]

Now you are sitting here amidst the ashes of "The House that Bush Built" wondering how the f*ck you can blame this monumental failure on someone else. Let me give you a word of advice. Shove that f*cking teabag up your ass. You aren't seeking redemption of this country...you are merely trying to assuage the guilt because THIS F*CKING CRISIS WAS ENABLED BY YOU!

[TEA PARTIES!!! SLOOOOOOOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP...]

I am sorry. I passed one of these teabagging parties this am and was thoroughly and utterly disgusted at these poseurs trying to act like "Good Americans" all of the sudden. I hope they all f*cking choke on the bile that their ilk spills.

[Now that DUmmie Horse with no Name has submitted his application for the Rubber Room, let us from from his fellow loons...]

Teabagging is for nuts.

[So where is your teabag?]

good rant now that I'm fired up let me take my butt to church and I dare any rightwinger to talk sh... this a.m.

[I never realized that Ben Burch was so religious.]

I was doubly pissed because the Texas National Guard was "coincidentally" parked in the same lot as they were--of course, there was a 4th of July parade getting ready to be underway...and they had to park "somewhere" dontcha know?

[And you were "coincidentally" frothing at the mouth with rabid drool, DUmmie Horse with no Name.]

Brought all the racist loons out of the shadows.

[Clarence Thomas walked near you and inspired such an outburst?]

yep, 'white power' gatherings.

[Is that you, Janeane Garofalo?]

What was the freeper-to-portable-crapper ratio? Usually in these things its about 2 crappers to every freeper.

[That's the ratio of butterfly nets to every DUmmie.]

These are hate-filled ignorant bigots for the most part who let their educated "masters" speak for them.

[Speaking of hate-filled...]

Your post really sums up the sentiment over the last ten years, as we watched powerless. I still remember the first day I found this forum. And I'm grateful. We may never heal in our lifetimes. Too many idiots.

[You are correct. Your mental illness will never heal in your lifetimes.]

America is over, but like a chicken with it's head cut off, it just doesn't know it yet.

[So much for any faith that the Age of Obama will make things right.]

We killed it in the 80s and have been living off the carcass ever since. And like that Thanksgiving turkey after a week, there's nothing really left and it's really starting to stink.

[So I guess that control of the White House and Congress counts for nothing?]

They are protesting the uppity negro in THEIR White House. That kind of protest I have a *little* problem with. Sure, they are saying it's about taxes or bailouts or etc. etc., but the real reason is racist.

[Declared the DUmmie reading a Janeane Garofalo talking point.]

They are a bunch of self-absorbed assholes that only care about themselves. They take absolutely no credit for our current situation. Unless, of course, they can pawn it off on democrats.

[You want the Tea Party folks to take credit for Porkopulous?]


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Amazing how powerless the DUmmies continue to feel despite control of the White House, Congress, and most of the MSM.
1 posted on 07/05/2009 2:53:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP


2 posted on 07/05/2009 2:54:25 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: PJ-Comix

3?


3 posted on 07/05/2009 2:55:56 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 07/05/2009 2:56:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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Its amazing that they think Bush was making housing bubbles not Dhims. Its amazing that Barry Soetoro’s book says he did coke when he could afford it but they obsess with mere rumors about Bush 43.


5 posted on 07/05/2009 2:56:31 PM PDT by omega4179 (Not my Communist in Chief.)
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LOL. Just the name, “Tea Parties”, drive them insane. Hope they continue to grow in size.


6 posted on 07/05/2009 2:57:03 PM PDT by Vision (Obama is a jive turkey)
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Top 10!


7 posted on 07/05/2009 2:57:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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Someone needs to tell Mr. Horse With No Brain what the secondary mode of transportation is for rednecks when we’re not riding in our pickup trucks.


8 posted on 07/05/2009 2:58:14 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out?)
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Well, well, well, aren't they precious little darlings...


9 posted on 07/05/2009 2:59:13 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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top 10

These are hate-filled ignorant bigots for the most part who let their educated "masters" speak for them.


10 posted on 07/05/2009 2:59:26 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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They’re just angry people. They’d be angry even if every Conservative disappeared off the face of the planet and they were left to run the place by themselves.


11 posted on 07/05/2009 2:59:54 PM PDT by MNReaganite (All great change in America begins at the dinner table.)
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I love DUmmie Funnies. It should be an ongoing thread with a ping list. There is an unlimited amount of material. I go there when I need a good laugh. I like to watch them fight it out. Many think the Kenyan is doing a crappy job and say so. Then the sheep get mad at the other DUmmies and the fight is on. Great entertainment as they realize they should have asked what change they were getting.


12 posted on 07/05/2009 3:00:43 PM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.)
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Wanna bet that it was overbite who posted all that garbage?


13 posted on 07/05/2009 3:01:52 PM PDT by Texas resident ( Cut n Shoot Texas: Mayberry for rednecks)
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They are a bunch of self-absorbed assholes that only care about themselves. They take absolutely no credit for our current situation. Unless, of course, they can pawn it off on democrats.

January 2007


14 posted on 07/05/2009 3:02:33 PM PDT by listenhillary (90% of our problems could be resolved with a government 10% of the size it is now.)
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January 2007, the marxists are in power.


15 posted on 07/05/2009 3:05:14 PM PDT by eyedigress
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It should be an ongoing thread with a ping list.

Ask PJ nicely to get on his ping list.


16 posted on 07/05/2009 3:08:16 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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Lol...


17 posted on 07/05/2009 3:19:17 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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Wonder what kind of “church” ben burch goes to - Unitarian?


18 posted on 07/05/2009 3:20:18 PM PDT by sauropod (People who do things are people that get things done.)
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Aww poor DUmmies. Sounds like they had a less than stellar Independence day.

Oh well, mine was awesome.


19 posted on 07/05/2009 3:23:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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W00oo H00oo H000oo! They are melting down! L0L!

“Feeling frustrated that Obamasiah hasnt solved things?
Matters are getting worse? Must be GWB’s fault”

What pinheads


20 posted on 07/05/2009 3:25:39 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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