franksolich meets Chief S itting Bull, Jr.

conservativecave ^ | July 5, 2009 | franksolich

[franksolich]

Anyway.

Some might recall I have an utter fascination with Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive on Skins's island, although probably only a very few would recall as to exactly why.

You see, I've had to deal with people like Chief S itting Bull all my life; people with severe psychological problems or a lack of confidence, who get "set off" by something I do.

And it's always been a spectacle to relish, watching them get all bent out of shape, their facial and fistal features twisting and contorting, their eyeballs bulging outward and their eyes crossing, their faces turning beet-red, sweat dripping down their brows, trembling and shaking, inarticulate noises percolating from their throats.

It's great, as long as one has means of self-defense at hand.

Sometimes I'm accused of doing this on purpose, which is a falsehood; I don't care for such situations, I don't mean to drive people nuts, and so have done it deliberately only in a few rare instances, for purposes of research and survey.

It's not my deafness, because that's concealed with long flowing locks.

It's my voice, which is as flat and broad and slow as the Platte River.

[franksolich]

I hope this is of interest.

[franksolich]

Ping for the list.

[ErnBatavia]

It was a cold and stormy night....

[rockrr]

dhimmis tend to be an intolerant lot to begin with. A chemically altered dhimmi is a lost cause. It’s a shame you have to deal with the more contentious of them but I doubt you mind taking their money (I love separating dhimmis from their cash!).

I also wouldn’t doubt that the kid came away from the encounter saying (to his imaginary friends) “Wow, did you see that weirdo?!”