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Funding for Iranian Democracy Cut
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 27 June 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/28/2009 10:53:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a move characterized as “a major step toward restoring fiscal responsibility to the federal budget, the Obama Administration has “zeroed out” funds earmarked to promote democracy in Iran. The funding began in 2004 with an appropriation of $1.5 million. More recently, around $60 million was appropriated, mostly to fund Persian language broadcasting services at Voice of America (VOA) and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty.

“This relic of the Bush Administration is both dangerous and unnecessary,” contended White House chief-of-staff Rahm Emanuel. “At a time of turmoil in Iran, the US Government should not be seen as taking sides. This foments instability. I mean, how would we like it if Iran were funding English language broadcasts urging Americans to join the Islamic jihad?”

Emanuel argued that such broadcasts by the VOA are no longer necessary. “The President’s speech in Cairo supplants all lesser efforts,” Emanuel boasted. “Its timeless eloquence made it a self-sustaining beacon for all mankind’s aspirations for a better world. Further statements by the Voice of America or others dilute the President’s message and waste resources that could be better used elsewhere.”

Despite the President cutting this program, Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad still called Obama a “meddler” for not discouraging questions about the Iranian election. “When Mr. Obama was elected president I sent my congratulations,” Ahmadinejad recounted. “I did not attempt to undermine his regime by harping on the widespread allegations of vote fraud leveled by his opponents. Why can he not return the favor?”

In related news, families of those slain by the Iranian government during protests related to the recent election have begun receiving invoices for the cost of the bullets used to kill their loved ones. Even though the cost of the bullets that actually killed the individuals in question is low, the invoice amount per victim is the equivalent of $3,000 in US currency. Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei explained, “it is insufficient to recover only the cost of the ‘hits.’ We must also replace the ammunition that missed the targets. Imposing these costs on the families of the troublemakers reinforces our message.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bhoiran; freedom; obama; satire; terror

1 posted on 06/28/2009 10:53:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

BTTT


2 posted on 06/28/2009 10:55:10 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: John Semmens

This isn’t just satire BTW dear readers... Obama has indeed done this.


3 posted on 06/28/2009 10:55:23 AM PDT by SolidWood (Down with the islamic regime! Freedom for Iran!)
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To: SolidWood

Obama Cut Funding for Iranian Democracy Program
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2276521/posts


4 posted on 06/28/2009 10:56:15 AM PDT by SolidWood (Down with the islamic regime! Freedom for Iran!)
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To: John Semmens

I seriously doubt the money was ever going to true pro-democracy efforts anyway, so it’s probably money well saved.

Kind of odd though that he would announce such a cut now.

Almost makes the statement more powerful than the money itself.


5 posted on 06/28/2009 11:07:22 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: John Semmens
This relic of the Bush Administration is both dangerous and unnecessary

You are wrong, Emanuel! If anything... Obama's foreign policies have made this world a much more dangerous place. NK, Venezuela, and Iran are stirring up more troubles...

In WHAT world is that a more peaceful one?

6 posted on 06/28/2009 11:08:51 AM PDT by John123 (Turn on your teleprompter Obama and read your lips... "No New Taxes!!")
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To: John Semmens

Further investigation of this is definitely called for....


7 posted on 06/28/2009 11:13:28 AM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
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To: John123

Ramm it Rahm.... todays topic is Democracy even though you and barry -o do not support it.

With internet and the 21st century the people are seeing what is going on outside their borders. They have a lust for knowledge , freedom , rights , and democracy. The youth know the future is not in their theocracy. Its in the democratic experience.


8 posted on 06/28/2009 11:27:58 AM PDT by himno hero
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To: SolidWood

He should do it. We can’t afford to keep paying for it. Woodrow Wilson is dead. Live with it. Now....if only he would start cutting other things....


9 posted on 06/28/2009 11:36:35 AM PDT by Captain Kirk
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We can’t afford to keep paying for it.

We are wasting bazillions on every conceivable nonsense. We could cut that and very well afford to undermine our sworn enemies. Cheaper than wars.

Woodrow Wilson is dead.

Ron Paul is still a loon. Live with it. Just saying.

10 posted on 06/28/2009 11:49:30 AM PDT by SolidWood (Down with the islamic regime! Freedom for Iran!)
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To: SolidWood
We could cut that and very well afford to undermine our sworn enemies. Cheaper than wars.

Leftists use similar arguments to justify welfare e.g. it will "save" money in the longterm. The reason that our debt is out of control is that everyone has a pet cause that they want the federal government to support.

11 posted on 06/28/2009 1:07:00 PM PDT by Captain Kirk
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