27 Obamaisms, Obamateurisms, Gaffes, and Stupid Quotes

notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 06 05 09 | Notoriously Conservative

[Notoriously Conservative]

1. So we start with this pretentious line: “Barack is one of the smartest people you will ever encounter who will deign to enter this messy thing called politics.”

The definition of deign is: condescend: do something that one considers to be below one’s dignity wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

2. Michele Obama, and the notion that it is only Saint Barack who can mend us:

"We have lost the understanding that in a democracy, we have a mutual obligation to one another — that we cannot measure the greatness of our society by the strongest and richest of us, but we have to measure our greatness by the least of these. That we have to compromise and sacrifice for one another in order to get things done. That is why I am here, because Barack Obama is the only person in this who understands that. That before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation."

3. Yet she directly contradicts herself with this quote:

“There is still a lot of hard work that we as a country need to do. They can’t look to any one individual, whether it’s Barack or it’s the next new hope that’s going to appear to be that savior. And I would just hate for people to sort of see this potential and think: Oh, now I can rest easy because Barack Obama is going to fix things. It doesn’t work that way.”

What about God?

4. And then there is this gem:

“For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,” she told a Milwaukee crowd, “because it feels like hope is making a comeback.”

[tumblindice]

“Barack is one of the smartest people you will ever encounter

The Dims tried that same nonsense with ManBearPig nine years ago—”Smartest Kid In The Class”—then we found out `Remington Raider’ Al “Let me bore-sight my 16 by peering down the barrel” Gore was a desultory student, failed art classes and had to ask, “Who are those guys?” upon seeing two busts while touring Monticello (the correct answer, yes: Washington and Jefferson).
I expect Commander Zero would ask during his tour, “Why didn’t those guys back in the 18th century have any arms, torso or legs?” He’s a goldmine for comedians, but they still treat him like a Brahmin cow.

Republicans, on the other hand, become (barely) smart or non-malevolent to liberal pinheads only after they’re safely dead; e.g. they did the same thing to Eisenhower as they did to Reagan, Quayle and Dubya, and overlooked that A. Stevenson kept one book on his nightstand:
`Who’s Who in New York’.

Obama’s an affirmative action product, like `Red Sonia’, and they turned MLK, Jrs `I Have a Dream’ speech on its head. All this talk of their brilliance is pure MSM/DNC bovine waste matter.

[DariusBane]

“whether it’s Barack or it’s the next new hope that’s going to appear to be that savior.”

Fact is lots of people are looking for this thing “hope” and this thing “savior”. We are screwed because more people than not think this way and they can vote.

If you don’t contribute taxes you shouldn’t be allowed to vote because you have no investment in the cost side of the equation, and therefore no right to tell others how their money is to be spent.

My city has this wonderful program where during the summer every child that shows up at the park gets a free lunch. Oh my, what a wonderful sentiment right? Well this wonderful little feel good program also includes the sentiment that if I think that’s too stupid for words and refuse to pay taxes to pay for the unnecessary and prodigious waste of money an armed government employee will come to my door, hand cuff me, take me to prison and use a flashlight and a rubber glove to check body cavities for weapons. How sweet a sentiment is that? So empower your government even for cute little things at your peril... So realize what you are doing each time you advocate for some new law... Don’t let dead beats vote.