Why You Need A Gun

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 5/25/2009 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

Here's a video of a pleasant encounter with a good Samaritan who loves people so much, he freely shares his talents for body and glass work:

[villagerjoel]

“That was Macho Sauce in the video.”

Should I be familiar with the life of Macho Sauce? I’m very confused.

[editor-surveyor]

He’s a freeper.

[Gilbo_3]

pretty good, however the fanged sheep might outta go wolf huntin now and again, that would be real deterrence...

[villagerjoel]

uh....

...what?

[editor-surveyor]

Machosauce Production

[MHGinTN]

That guy is brilliant! ... And I like the sarcasm, too. If only more black people would listen with their ears to guys like that, instead of grabbin’ at their crotches as the Obamatingle runs their leg.

[editor-surveyor]

Just look at the replies her where people are supposed to know what’s happening.

What chance does the world have?

[MHGinTN]

The video linked at the start of this trhead is not Machosauce ... you can know instantly because the perp in the video is cussing and making a vile fool of himself. MAchosauce is a Christian, and smarter than the fool in that video.

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

You know, just about the only words coming out of his mouth I understood were the swear words. That sure looked like assault with a deadly weapon and intent to kill. I'd have run him over, and stopped with a tire on his chest to pin him down and keep him from killing anyone. Seriously, that guy should be dead now. I've been there.

I have been harassed in my vehicle before. Many years ago a guy did something stupid in traffic in front of me, so I honked at him. He got out and walked up to my (open) drivers side window and with some similarly four-letter-word sprinkled dialog asked what my problem was. I cut the steering wheel to the right, and put it in reverse. He looked down at the big off road tire pointed at his knees (4x4 pickup) as I said "I don't have a problem, but you do." He decided to get back in his car. If he had had anything in his hands when he approached my truck, I'd have run him over in self defense.

[MHGinTN]

Here's a sample of the real Machosauce.

[thatdewd]

That was Macho Sauce in the video.

Ummm...this is MachoSauce:

Unlike the "gentleman" in the video, he has his teeth, is christian, and does't typically overuse the word "motherf***er" as an adjective. The "gentleman" in the video is black, and so is Macho Sauce, but that's where the similarities end. That is NOT Macho Sauce.

And just for future reference, this is not Ann Coulter:

[MHGinTN]

That’s the great thing about being a Christian ... in this life I’ll never get the joy of meeting and getting to know the guy, but I’ve got all eternity to get around to it! I’m gonna look him up some where/when.

[chuckles]

In a Texas parking lot, someone would have come to the blue car's defense and shot the bastid down on camera. That's a “good Samaritan".

I would make a bet he would be shot before the 3rd strike on the car.

[EAGLE7]

I suppose if the Police ever had to chase him and wind up giving him a kick or a slap, then he would be a poor victim, and people, including s few who post on FR, would bash cops for violating that poor, misunderstood, victim of society, rights.

[Lockbar]

Point 1: I bet he drinks malt liquor

Point 2: I bet he really likes Obama

[infidel29]

DEFINITELY NOT the same guy. Machosauce is lighter skinned has a slightly higher pitched voice, is more articulate (no wha’ um sayin’?) and mystery video guy is missing a front tooth.

[Secret Agent Man]

I would have probably tried to run him down if he didn’t back off. interestingly killing people with your car (if the jury finds it wasn’t self defense) is a lot less than killing them with your gun. It’s vehicular manslaughter and it can be a few years versus life or death penalty, depending where you are. Could also always claim you didn’t intend to kill him, you were just really freaked out and trying to get away. Jury might agree with you.

[DuncanWaring]

Ping.

[hiredhand]

Yep. In that story, the sheep = liberals. :-)

[Mr. Jeeves]

It's a staged video, but I doubt everybody in the vicinity knew that. Enough people carry in Las Vegas that the "actors" are lucky they didn't get shot.

BTW, this was filmed less than a mile from my house. :(