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National Park Gun Law Provided To Keep Liberals Out Of Parks
Elective Decisions ^
| 05/24/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 05/24/2009 4:36:22 PM PDT by writer33
Washington—In what could only be defined as the first real legislation designed to keep liberals out of National Parks, Republicans have brought a victory for the National Rifle Association and its proponents. The amendment, added to the Credit Card Holders Bill of Rights, was signed by President Obama, and deviously added by Sen. Tom Coburn, R-OK.
The move to add the amendment was described by Coburn “as a typical Democrat tactic used against them.” Coburn also said that the amendment was provided “to protect conservatives’ hygiene from funky liberals.”
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; nationalparks; tomcoburn
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posted on
05/24/2009 4:36:23 PM PDT
by
writer33
To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...
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posted on
05/24/2009 4:36:46 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
This is the first time I've seen a satire thread here and wished it were true......
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posted on
05/24/2009 4:46:57 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(This tagline for rent.)
To: writer33
If it works, it will definitely be a good thing. There is already way too much human impact on these parks. Get the libs out of there, and the place will be pristine again.
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posted on
05/24/2009 4:52:12 PM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: Brilliant
Excellent. I’m sick to death of seeing weirdos picking up their dogs’ poop with paper sacks. Leave the poop on the ground, throw the poodles to the coyotes, and kick the liberals out.
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:06:24 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: writer33
A guy in a local paper wrote that he would trust a gun in a park with a gun more than he would trust a liberal.
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:08:27 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(concerned conservative.)
To: writer33
Open season with no bag limit????
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:55:36 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Waterboard Pelosi NOW!)
To: Viking2002
This is the first time I've seen a satire thread here and wished it were true......It's fun to dream though.
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:56:49 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Brilliant
Get the libs out of there, and the place will be pristine again.Agreed. Thanks for reading, Brilliant. I appreciate it.
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:57:50 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: mountainlion
A guy in a local paper wrote that he would trust a guy in a park with a gun more than he would trust a liberal.Yes, indeed. Thanks for reading, mountainlion. I appreciate it.
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posted on
05/24/2009 5:59:20 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: SouthTexas
Open season with no bag limit????No bag limit. Carry lots of ammunition. We've got to get rid of those bumper stickers. :-)
Thanks for reading, ST. I appreciate it.
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posted on
05/24/2009 6:01:21 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Let me know when there’s a bounty. ;)
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posted on
05/24/2009 6:07:07 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Waterboard Pelosi NOW!)
To: SouthTexas
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posted on
05/24/2009 6:10:50 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
05/24/2009 10:25:04 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Liz
Thought you might enjoy this one ping!
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posted on
05/24/2009 10:31:54 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
05/25/2009 3:01:14 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: writer33
The National Park Gun Law was provided “to protect conservatives’ hygiene from funky liberals.” In other real news-----Pubbies scored a HUGE bi-partisan victory----embarassing Obama----cutting off the $80M he needed to close Gitmo.
"Holy Spandex. I got caught with my leotard down."
" If I lose many more of these battles for Obama, I'll hafta take that job as spokesman for sanitary sexual organs."
" Anybody got a rolled-up sock handy?"
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posted on
05/25/2009 4:18:03 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Everything Obama says comes with an expiration date.)
To: writer33
Stay on the hiking trails and DON’T FEED THE LIBERALS!
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posted on
05/25/2009 7:14:15 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The Porkulus brought us economic swine flu.)
To: writer33; Liz; AT7Saluki
...real legislation designed to keep liberals out of National Parks......the amendment was provided “to protect conservatives’ hygiene from funky liberals.”
Why didn't someone think of this sooner?
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posted on
05/25/2009 12:00:51 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Tea Totaler)
To: E.G.C.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
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posted on
05/25/2009 1:04:59 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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