While we are celebrating, we mustn't forget
the alter-ego, Pitt the Sockpuppet!
Posted on 05/12/2009 6:00:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Now that’s the very best. Beautiful!
Am I still within 24 business hours of Fitzmas?
Happy Fitzmas, Peej! I love this time of year. Whatever else, we have Joe Biden to keep us warm...
But the indictment will come through any minute now....
The interstellar Leopold Probe sends back an image of the northern hemisphere of the Planet Pitt from far across the galaxy.
Spacey: The final frontier.
Was that taken with the Humbled Telescope?
Rove to celebrate 4th anniversary of TRUTHOUT indictment tomorrow
[You DUmmie, it's only the THIRD anniversary! Although to Pitt it must feel like four.]
How will you celebrate?
[Champagne! Freudenschade, baby! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]
I will go around saying Merry Fitzmas all day long.
[And singing this song . . .
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FITZMAS
Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will arrive
We've been waiting since who knows when
We've missed it once again
So wake me when it's twenty twenty-five.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Won't include a Rove
'Cause it looks like his name's been shoved
To the very back burner of
The indictment stove.
A pair of federal counts with long prison amounts
Is the wish of goodboy and ben
Crowds that will gawk as he does a perp walk
Is the hope of Will Pitt and friends
The DUmmie Ants would love the chance to send Rove to the pen!
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will appear
Now the crew at the courthouse door
Is looking kind of bored
'Cause they've been there since earlier this year.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Comes in fits and starts
But the funniest thing of all
Are the hopes that rise and fall
In the DUmmies' hearts!]
but....but....
[Hee! Hee!]
OK I will wait 24 business hours, but no longer, then I will celebrate Fitzmas.
[You can sing this while you wait . . .
THE TWENTY-FOUR (BUSINESS) HOURS OF FITZMAS
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twenty-fourth hour of Fitzmas
My truthout gave to me:
Twenty-four bonus hours
Twenty-three bogus sources
Twenty-two sealed indictments
Twenty-one new excitements
Twenty Leopolds leaping
Nineteen FReepers freeping
Eighteen crowded dockets
Seventeen Sonny Crocketts
Sixteen corks a-popping
Fifteen-hour meeting
Fourteen Freudenschades
Thirteen Pipers piping
Twelve DUmmies griping
Eleven Roves a-packing
Ten dollars lacking
Nine shots at Skinner
Eight crows for dinner
Seven crews amassing
Six days a-passing
Five LOUSY TROLLS!
Four Patton Boggs
Three fresh blogs
Two marching frogs
And a Pitt ribbed in a parody!]
I shall wait an additional 24 business hours to celebrate.
[A lot of people, though, are starting lose patience . . .
INDICT FITZMAS
Tune: "White Christmas"
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
Just 'cause it never seems to show.
With the networks massing
And hours passing,
I hear crickets chirping no.
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
With every angry post I write.
May our frogs start marching tonight,
Because all these Fitzmases aren't right!]
Did you check your sources?
[Sources? We don't need no stinkin' sources!]
How did we celebrate today?
[Jason Leopold was too down to celebrate . . .
BLUE FITZMAS
Tune: "Blue Christmas"
I'll have a blue Fitzmas without news
I've got those Blew It Bigtime Truthout Blues
No indictments were read on that day back in May
Don't be dismayed, friends, it's just a slight delay
And when those cruel DUmmies start tauntin'
That's when those blue mem'ries start hauntin'
All DU may delight, with their critics so bright
But I'll have a blue, blue Fitzmas
I'll have a blue Fitzmas, that's no sh*t
When I could use backup, there's no Pitt
Former readers can turn and go on the attack
Don't look for help, though, if Will Pitt's got your back
And when those cruel DUmmies start tauntin'
That's when those blue mem'ries start hauntin'
All DU may delight, with their critics so bright
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Fitzmas]
I celebrated with a shot of Rye.
[Pitt's drama on Rye.]
I celebrated with a hearty laugh.
How many business hours has it been now?
top 60!
hahaha... I can just hear some awful Elvis impersonator, so appropriate for our crack journalists Leopold and Pitt, singing Blue Fitzmas.
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