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Obama=Post Turtle (vanity/humor)

Posted on 05/11/2009 11:33:55 AM PDT by Kartographer

I got this joke sent to me today and thought everyone could use a bit of humor.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with'


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1 posted on 05/11/2009 11:33:55 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

Thanks for brightening my day ... that one is going to be going around the office.


2 posted on 05/11/2009 11:35:47 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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