Posted on 04/25/2009 6:35:35 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C., 4/25/09) The Obama administration today unveiled plans to construct a new, improved GITMO on the U.S. mainland to house the current detainees being held in Cuba.
A administration spokesperson issued the following statement on condition of anonymity since the plans are currently secret and are not to be divulged (More details to be released by the NYTimes in an extensive expose' to be run next week):
"President Obama is holding true to his word to close GITMO and move the detainees to the U.S. mainland. The search has been underway for a new location in the United States, but none submitted have yet to be approved. The reasons for this are many and varied, but in talking to the detainees and understanding their concerns, we have decided to build, from scratch, a new prison which will replicate the climate and conditions that currently exist in Gitmo. The cost to the American taxpayer will only be $841 billion, with the initial research and development cost of $14 billion awarded to JM Enterprises of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. It is completely coincidental that this area is represented by John Murtha, but they do have a very modern airport that's barely used allowing us to move researchers in and out of the facility quickly, quietly and efficiently."
"Although the jobs associated with this project should be done by Americans, we feel the need to extend an olive branch to the Chinese muslims to be released in the U.S. by providing them with jobs designing the security features that will be incorporated into this new facility. In that way we hope they will change and become productive members of society."
Developing..
OBAMA! Do the right thing... and house these obviously abused and innocent men at the WH...
Build it adjacent to the White House
Invite them to the Wed nite parties
We here at Liberal Lunacy poke fun at Democrats and Liberals by inventing stories that aren't true, but based on past actions and/or words COULD be.
So, is this story satire-ish, ala The Onion?
Very believable satire.
I can imagine them building it here in Utah actually. It would be a repeat of when Clinton came in third behind Perot at the polls in Utah. After that election Clinton carved out a huge chunk of our coal reserves and made the Escalantee National Monument,he then decided to make the great announcement in Arizona.
Liberals are so honorable.
The idea is to get the terrorists on US soil so they can have taxpayer paid for lawyers. The ACLU has been salavating over this for years. Let the show trials begin, because you know the Wah Wah Wah whining will follow soon.
Got to try and keep the Bush bogey man alive as long as possible.
Now that we finally have a president who is dumb enough ... Who doesn’t care who might get killed in the process.
???? When did President Zero promise to bring the GITMO terrorists to America?
Dang caught me! LOL
The way things are going the Pres_ _ent will let the terrorist goons out and put us in.
Once on US soil the detainees have far more rights. Big mistake.
Next step will be to give up our little piece of Cuba and hand it to the commies on a silver platter.
Just bunk them all in the Lincoln bedroom.
Got me at first too.....but if he does do this I hope the whole project is tied up in a “environmental study” nightmare / court...........let him see what its like to build anything under this gov’t’s thumb.
yes
As a gesture of our ZEROs stupidty ...
One knows it is interesting times when it is challenging determining satire from reality.
The American people are beyond gullible.
Do you doubt that won’t happen? I’m sure it’s on the list.
Nope, don’t doubt it at all. Instant military base, courtesy of the American suicidal suckers.
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