According to Janet Napolitano, You Are a “Right Wing Extremist” If You---

Canada Free Press ^ | April 13, 2009 | John Lillpop

[Scanian]

-Satire - A recently unclassified government report warns against the possibility of violence by “right-wing extremists.” According to unnamed sources close to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, you are a right wing extremist if you--

Were born in the Deep South Believe that 9/11 was more serious than Watergate Wear an American flag in your lapel Knowingly listen to Rush Limbaugh Speak and write perfect English, but no Spanish Own more than two Bibles or one Confederate Flag Believe that Jesus Christ means eternal life Support the rule of law and maintenance of law and order Want America’s borders secured Believe that Mexico is a foreign nation and Spanish a foreign language Thank God that the U.S. won both world wars Oppose affirmative action, abortion, same-sex marriage, and gun control Believe that fighting higher taxes is more patriotic than paying them Prefer “Patriot’s Tea” to Obama Kool-aid Doubt that Islam is really a “Religion of Peace” Believe that a baby Jew born to a virgin 2009 years ago saved mankind from sin Send out Christmas cards Attend a Christian church on occasions other than Christmas and Easter.

[Scanian]

"Being a right wing extremist is exactly where most Americans should be, despite Janet Napolitano and the other pinko commies in Washington"

[napscoordinator]

Wow does anyone have a video of her saying these things or at least quotes from her words. That is a really stupid thing to say if she actually said these words.

[napscoordinator]

Oops sorry it was satire. She could possibly think this way though.

[wombtotomb]

This is not satire. I fit that description on so many levels. Keep your powder dry.........

[Viking2002]

Janet Reno Napolitano can kiss my sweet, white male, right-wing, countrified ass.

I survived one. I'll rule over the other.

[caseinpoint]

Guess I’m not a right-wing extremist. I flunked two of the criteria, although neither of them are my fault. ;o)

[The_Media_never_lie]

Who cares what Janet Napolitano thinks?

[decal]

He left out “Prefers American (or even Canadian or Australian) football over UN football, aka soccer.”

[Irish Eyes]

They say it is satire but, having her as our Governor here in AZ it would not surprise me if this is actually how she thinks.

Still can not believe that she is now head of Homeland Security.

[CORedneck]

You can thank the stupid wench for bringing speed cameras to Arizona and try to push the idea on other states.

[Dean DeVille]

Howdy,

Looking for video of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napoiltano?

Watch Janet's 911 Memorial Video! Get ready to get angry!

Janet Napolitano - ClintonHater.com

Adios,

Dean DeVille