Posted on 04/12/2009 7:23:21 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Four Somali pirates sneaked into the White House this morning and kidnapped President b. Hussein’s teleprompter, slinking away down to the Potomac River, where they escaped in an oarless crew boat and drifted toward the Chesapeake Bay.
Within minutes, the president pulled all three warships tracking another boatload of pirates holding a U.S. ship's captain hostage off the Somali coast and sent them racing toward the Suez Canal. They are expected to join at least a dozen ships mustered from U.S. naval ports around the Washington area, in about two weeks.
Marine attack helicopters were already flying over the crew boat as it floated toward the bay. Navy SEALs were said to be preparing to dive into the river, so they could intercept the crew boat before it reached the bay. Snipers were also lining up along the Maryland side.
“It’s one thing for pirates to kidnap an American citizen, but this current problem is a matter of national security,” said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
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LOL!
thanks to both of you for the laugh out loud.
So that’s why 0bama hasn’t done anything about the violent piracy against US interests!
Ha! Ha! Good one.
Ha, I said the same about the teleprompter!
At first I gave this clown the benifit of the doubt, thinking he was informed not to make a big deal about this kidnapping and let the military do its’ thing, But now after all this time of doing nothing, my true suspicions have been reinforced. He’s a disgrace to our country and to all it have ever stood for. He is worse than Carter. My God we would have been better off with McCain in the big house.
Mr. President? Mr. President?
ROTFLMAO! That’s Hell-funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Love it! Definitely illustrates what Hussein’s priorities are. LOL
Wow, I guess a stack of 3x5 index cards are now the acting president. This is high drama, worthy of “24”!
AAARGH, matey, the real reason they stole the Teleprompter is that it’s a US Citizen and knows where 0bama’s real birth certificate is hidden.
0bama has already proved he is the 21st Century’s Benedict Arnold during his mea-culpa European Holiday.
When can we charge him with full blown Treason?
I bet he would order the military to nuke those pirates if that happened.
Well, that explains all the firepower. Nothing for the hostage but the weight of all to find TOTUS.
LOL!
maybe it was a Sacrificial TOTUS or something as i've heard he's got like a dozen of them...
Funny you should mention his birth certificate. I was going to add something quite similar about teleprompter leading the pirates to the birth certificate, in Kenya...but I ran out of time, with Easter Mass looming, and just had to get the post up.
Thanks for adding your excellent touch.
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